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Hiya and welcome!

"Ladies and gentlemen, bobs and tramps,
crosseyed mosquitoes and bowlegged ants:
I come before you to sit behind you,
to tell you a story I know nothing about.
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One fine day in the middle of the night,
two dead boys got up to fight.
Back to back they faced each other,
drew their swords, and shot each other.
The deaf policeman heard the noise,
and came to arrest the two dead boys.
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If you don't believe my story is true,
go ask the blind man, for he saw it too.

mrgreen Enjoy!