STOP BEING AN ASSHAT
My name is Mary.
Writing is my life. I write poetry, prose, and articles for various websites like Cracked.com and Blogcritics.org, as well as my school newspaper.
I love cooking, baking, cleaning, sex, and wearing vintage dresses. Aren't I the perfect ******** girlfriend?
I play a lot of video games. RPGs are the s**t.
I like turtles.
