*ON THE FIRST DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY TRUE
LOVE GAVE TO ME
*ONE MANGLED TOY LION
*ON THE SECOND DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY TRUE LOVE
GAVE TO ME
*TWO ANGE BURGERSSS
*THREE USHIROMIYA WOMEN FOUR USHIROMIYA MEN
*FIVE MURDEROUS GOATS AND A KEY TO THE GOLDEN
LANNND
*ON THE SIXTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY TRUE LOVE
GAVE TO ME
*SIX OF ROSA'S PIMPS
*AND A KEY TO THE GOLDEN LAND
*ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY TRUE LOVE
GAVE TO ME SEVEN STAKES OF PURGATORY
*EIGHT TROLLS FROM BEATO
*NINE TWILIGHTS OF DOOOM
*AND A KEY TO THE GOLDEN LAND
*ON THE TENTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY TRUE LOVE
GAVE TO ME
*TEN TIT SANDWICHES
*ELEVEN SLAPS FOR MARIA
*AND A KEY TO THE GOLDEN LAND
*ON THE TWELTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY TRUE LOVE
GAVE TO ME
*TWELVE BATTLER RAPES
*AND A KEY TO THE GOLDEN LANDDDD

-THE GENIUS BEHIND THIS SONG IS MY
GOOD FRIEND "MY NAME ON HIGH". B)