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Report | 04/13/2013 6:38 pm

Kay9214

Now do your job and destroy all of the evidence! Dx

Report | 04/13/2013 6:34 pm

Kay9214

You see nothing. gonk

Report | 04/13/2013 6:20 pm

Kay9214

Oh dear God it's still going on! What-? Dx

Err... I mean... Nothing. List's getting crowded... >.> gonk

Report | 04/13/2013 5:37 pm

Kay9214

Poor l'il you? rofl

They did... Stuff. Neve mind. Not important.

Report | 04/13/2013 5:03 pm

Kay9214

Well... Lea and Vish... ._.

Report | 04/13/2013 4:59 pm

Kay9214

You are down to third on my Axis of Evil. :/

Report | 04/13/2013 1:08 am

Kay9214

Sorry, you've been demoted. sweatdrop

Report | 04/08/2013 10:12 pm

Kay9214

Okay, quick try.

Mass Effect 3: Video game has a billboard ad for an over the top action-explosion filled buddy cop movie. Except the cops are a loose cannon Hanar (big pink space jellyfish, Blasto) who doesn't play by the rules, and a by the book Elcor, Bubin, forced to be his partner. Both of these races are extremely formal, and socially abnormal, (Hanar speak with UV/IR flashes, Elcor with scents and twitches) so their verbal communications are strange. Hanar have two names, face names for public use, and heart names for people who they are close to, refer to themselves as 'this one', are literal to the extreme, and general devote themselves to the false belief that an ancient extinct race they call the Enkindlers are gods. Elcor speak in a slow, often excessively spaced out monotone, and explain what in what context they are speaking I.e. 'Slightly annoyed, Alvie... You are far from... Being ladylike. Accusation, you are just... Messing with me.'

So the whole movie is these two going back and forth, with Bubin starting every line with the word Bada**fully, and Blasto living up to bad cop stereotypes in extremely formal literal speech. 'This one does not recal if it has fired five incendiary rounds or six, do you consider yourself fortunate, criminal scum?'

'D*mn it Blasto! You blew up half a level of Zakera Ward!'
'This one believed it an aesthetically displeasing habitat anyway. You may engage in courtship rituals with this one's gastrodermal lining.' eek (("Kiss my a**". rofl ))

Anyway, being a stereotypical bad action cop movie, Bubin's sister is a flirty semi-ghetto ne'erdowell who starts every line with 'Coquettishly'. rofl

Hope this post wasn't too obnoxious.

'Blasto! The Vorcha have diplomatic immunity!'
'Then this one will not attempt diplomacy.' cool

Report | 04/08/2013 9:42 pm

Kay9214

Well, it's not a real movie... And... Would be hard to explain. sweatdrop

Report | 04/08/2013 9:39 pm

Kay9214

You remind me of an elcor lady from the Blasto 6: Partners in Crime movie. burning_eyes

Report | 04/08/2013 9:34 pm

Kay9214

:/

Listing extreme unladylike behaviors is hardly a defense, and still not an answer. I wouldn't say I'm not feminine purely because I've never been pregnant.

Fail logic is fail, and another evasion. talk2hand

rofl

Report | 04/08/2013 9:24 pm

Kay9214

A wonderful evasion. neutral

Report | 04/08/2013 9:20 pm

Kay9214

Let me answer with a question of my own... When have you ever done anything ladylike? lol

Report | 04/08/2013 8:58 pm

Kay9214

I didn't bring you up. BOMB4Y mentioned you because you are consistently slinking around doing something disreputable. Your reputation precedes you. Blame him, if you want, but he has every reason to be suspicious. talk2hand

Report | 04/08/2013 8:54 pm

Kay9214

In response to you spying on us. xP

See?

Report | 04/08/2013 8:50 pm

Kay9214

How did I start it? emotion_0A0

Report | 04/08/2013 8:45 pm

Kay9214

I dunno what you're talking about, I'm always nice! surprised

Report | 04/08/2013 8:42 pm

Kay9214

I guess not. :/
Totally worth it. emotion_awesome

Report | 04/08/2013 8:34 pm

Kay9214

Who knew you had it in you?

I thought you were always stumbling around in the dark? Metaphorically. Okay, literally too.

Report | 04/08/2013 8:31 pm

Kay9214

Oh my gosh, you actually did some spying!?! eek

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