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b2k112 Report | 08/09/2007 2:25 pm

"This is just TOO funny" 



Type out the sentence 



you end up with in the



subject line and forward 



it to your friends...



also, send it back to the



person that sent it to you.







>>>>>>> Pick the month you were born <<<<<<<<







>January------I kicked..



>February-----I loved..



>March---------I smoked..



>April-----------I dry humped.. << NOT



>May-----------I choked on..



>June----------I murdered.. (yikes)



>July-----------I did the Macarena With..



>August-------I had lunch with..



>September---I danced with..



>October------I sang to..



>November----I yelled at..



>December----I ran over..







>>>> Pick the day (number) you were born on <<<<







>1-------a birdbath



>2-------a monster



>3-------a phone



>4-------a fork



>5-------a Model



>6-------a gangster



>7-------my cell phone



>8-------my dog



>9-------my best friends' boyfriend



>10------my neighbor



>11------my science teacher



>12------a banana



>13------a fireman



>14------a stuffed animal



>15------a goat



>16------a pickle



>17------your mom



>18-------a spoon



>19-------myself



>20-------a baseball bat



>21-------a ninja



>22-------Chuck Norris



>23-------a noodle



>24-------a squirrel



>25-------a football player



>26-------my sister



>27-------my brother



>28-------an ipod



>29-------a permanent marker



>30-------a llama



>31-------A homeless guy







>>>> Pick the color of shirt you are wearing <<<<







>White---------because I'm cool like that



>Black---------because that's how I roll.



>Pink----------because I'm NOT a homosexual.



>Red-----------because the voices told me to.



>Blue----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want



>Green---------because I hate myself & you too. << j/k



>Purple--------because I'm cool.



>Gray----------because I was drunk as a skunk



>Yellow--------because someone offered me $1,000,000



>Orange -------because I hate my family.



>Brown---------because I was high on anime. lol



>Other---------because I'm a ninja.



>None----------because I cant control myself







Now type out the sentence you made, in the subject line and forward to your >>> friends. and Please.. 



Don't forget to send it back to the person that sent it to you!

xx-Mikaru-Sakura-xx Report | 07/31/2007 1:19 am

please online

xx-Mikaru-Sakura-xx Report | 07/24/2007 9:59 pm

what's up

xx-Mikaru-Sakura-xx Report | 07/22/2007 1:13 am

how are u?

xx-Mikaru-Sakura-xx Report | 07/18/2007 5:47 am

hi

xx-Mikaru-Sakura-xx Report | 07/13/2007 9:02 pm

hello

b2k112 Report | 07/03/2007 4:56 pm

FOURTEEN YEAR OLD GIRL NAMED RUTH WAS SITTING AT HOME EATING TACOS WHILE BABYSITTING HER BROTHER WHILE HER PARENTS WERE OUT GETTING DRUNK.ITS 9:00 SO SHE PUTS HER BROTHER TO BED AND HE FALLS ASLEEP IMMEDIATELY.SHE WATCHES TV AND AT 1:27am THE PHONE RINGS.SHE PICKS IT UP AND A VOICE THAT SOUNDS ERIE.HE SAYS SOMETHING IN A FOREIGN LANGUAGE THAT SHE CANNOT UNDERSTAND SO SHE JUST HANGS UP.AND LATER ON AT ABOUT 3:13 THE PHONE RINGS AGAIN.THE SAME VOICE COMES ON THE PHONE HE SAYS CHECK YOUR BROTHERS ROOM!! AND SHE SAYS WHO ARE YOU AND WHATS YOU PROBLEM??THEN SHE HANGS UP.SHE GETS SCARED AND GOES AND CHECKS HIS ROOM JUST IN CASE.SHE OPENS THE DOOR AND SHE SEES HER BROTHER HANGING FROM THE CLOSET DEAD!!!SHE CALLS THE POLICE AND THEY COME RIGHT OVER.THEY DO THE WHOLE INSPECTION THING AND SHE GOES TO COURT AND THE JUDGE FINDS HER GUILTY OF FIRST DEGREE MURDER OF HER BROTHER PELSWICK OSWALD THE THIRD.SHE WAS SENTENCED TO LIFE IN PRISON.THIS IS NO JOKE ITS A TRUE STORY OF A DEAR FAMILY IN FORK CITY, UTAH.SHE HAUNTS THOSE WHO DO NOT RE-TELL HER SYORY AS SHE THINKS THAT ITS THEM WHO MURDERED HER DEAR BROTHER.IF YOU DO NOT SEND THIS TO 15 PEOPLE IN THE NEXT 313 MINUTES SHE WILL APPEAR AT YOUR BEDSIDE AT 3:13 AND TORCHER AND HANG YOU JUST AS IT WAS DONE TO HER BROTHER.I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS REAL AND THERE ARE CONSEQUENCES FOR DISBELIEF IN THE DEATH OF PELSWICK OSWALD THE THIRD. RESEND THIS TO !% OTHER PEOPLE BEFORE ITS TOO LATE! YOUR LITTLE BROTHER IS IN STAKE IF YOU DONT SEND THIS!! (Note: if you dont have a little brother, you dont need to send this but please keep hte chain alive.)

b2k112 Report | 07/02/2007 1:17 pm

hi it's me chelsea.