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Captain Ornstein Report | 03/06/2011 8:04 am

I DID JUST LICK YOU.
And he's my father, so that makes me special-er.

Captain Ornstein Report | 03/05/2011 9:58 pm

... Stop yer ********' crying. Be a man like my father. -Pokes him in the face- :<

Captain Ornstein Report | 03/04/2011 10:08 am

-Licks-

King Gilbert Report | 02/12/2011 9:39 am

YEAH!? I'M NOT AS DUMB AND BIG AS RUSSIA.

Silent_Song16 Report | 02/09/2011 4:26 pm

ROMA CHAN YOU R SO CUTE!! whee whee whee whee whee whee

WhenCedricSparkles Report | 02/09/2011 4:06 pm

awwwwwwwwww whee whee whee

Primavera del Venezia Report | 02/08/2011 1:29 pm

But he could be worse! I mean, you know, he could be closer! Usually, he is far away!

[AW YEAH FISTPUMP GRENADES AND STUFF. 8D]

King Gilbert Report | 02/06/2011 5:35 am

-Grabs his hands and squashes his fingers-
NEIN. YOUR HANDS ARE SO SMALL YOU CAN BARELY SPREAD YOUR FINGERS ANYWAY.

King Gilbert Report | 02/02/2011 8:25 am

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH.
YOU'RE NOT EVEN HALF AS BIG AS I AM, HOW'S THAT MAKE SENSE? You can't fit that much knowing-stuff in your brain.

King Gilbert Report | 02/01/2011 10:11 am

Nein, you're confused. Happens a lot when little kids try actin' SMART.