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Well a crazy girl I work with just had another little "moment" with me I believe, I will try to recap the little conversation I just had.Ahem
Lady: Bill?
Me: Yes.
Lady: Do you like pizza?
Me: Yeah.
Lady: Do you like it a lot?
Me: Yeeaaah.
Lady: Would you say that you love pizza?
Me: Um, I really like the pizza a lot, what of it?
Lady: Would you order one with me?
Me: No.
Lady: WHY DOESN'T ANYONE IN THIS OFFICE LIKE PIZZA?!?!
Me: Um I just had to buy new tires today so I really don't have money to order a pizza with you, plus it would go against my diet. Sorry.
Lady: But what if I paid for it, would have some then?
Me: Uh no, like I just said I am really trying to cut back on that sort of stuff. If you are justing going to pay for it why don't you just order one and have it for lunch the next few days.
Lady: I used to always get the pizza, every week me and my husband would order the pizza from a pizza place and then we would eat the pizza. Now when I ask him if he wants the pizza he says he doesn't want pizza, but I still want the pizza. Now no one in the office wants to order a pizza and I think the pizza really sounds good right now. (Looks like she may be about to cry) But I don't know what pizza places deliver here, I looked online but I couldn't find out who will deliver the pizza. I really want the pizza, I think I'm going to order the pizza...thanks.
Me: 0_0
I swear to god she wouldn't refer it a pizza as it or anything else, it was always "the pizza". I don't know if she is trying to refer to something else or if she is just off her rocker, probably the latter if history shows anything. That's all for "Bills Office Theater" join us again for our next enthralling tale, "Who Violated The Copier".
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The story of the office and the pizza its pretty funny.... AND creepy o.O