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COMMON SENSE IS THE MOST UNCOMMON THING IN THE WORLD.
PPL!!!! Don't bother with what other ppl tell.
You just be yourself and don't care what they think.
If they call you weird just say 'I'm glad I'm weird,
if we were all the same we'd be boring" XD
*If you have ever run into a door,
copy this into your profile.guilty
*If you have ever run into a tree,
copy this to your profile!
*If you have ever tripped over your own feet,
copy and paste this into your profile.
*If you have ever fallen up the stairs
copy this into your profile
*If you have ever tripped down the stairs
copy this into your profile.boink
*If you have ever had a mad laughing fit
for absolutely no reason, copy and paste
this into your profile.hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
*If you know someone who should be
run over by a bus, copy this to your
*If you have ever pushed on a door
that said pull or vice versa copy
this into your profile. umm...*sweatdrop*
*If there are times when you wanna
annoy people just for the heck of it,
copy this into your profile.*grins evilly(again)*
*If you hate those obnoxious
snobby people, PLEASE PLEASE copy
this into your profile.
*Just because we eat animals for food,
doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing!
If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots,
ECT, copy this onto your profile.
*If you think that being unique is cooler
than being cool, copy this on your profile.
(u bet it is *nods*)
*If you are aware that so many people
nowadays pretend to be someone they're not,
copy this on your profile.(hell yeah they do)
*If you're against animal cruelty (horse
slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting,
chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your
*If someone has ever said something to
you that had nothing to do with your
current conversation, copy and paste
this into your profile.-_-'
*If you hate those irritating mosquitoes
giving you mosquito bites copy this
in your profile.
*If you hate those obnoxious preppy
people PLEASE PLEASE copy this in your profile.
*If you and your friends have a nickname,
title, or anything else for each other,
copy and paste this in your profile.
*If you've ever wondered what you are
like in another dimension,
copy and paste this in your profile.
*If you have a very wide range of
interests, copy and paste this into your profile.
*If you have ever stayed up for over
40 hours continuously just because
you frickin' COULD, copy this into your profile.
*If you think that Sakura sucks,
copy this and paste it in your profile
razz (hell yeah u will)
Favorite quotes and logos:
Creep me out I knock you out (this one belongs to KyuubiFreak94)
Do vegetarians eat animal crackers???
If a chicken had lips, could they whistle??
Come to the dark side, we have cookies!!
I'll post my other ones later!!
Copy and Pastes!
If you wish you were a clan cat, copy this to your profile, and add your name to the list: Troublestripe, Loyalflame, Hawkfire, Wildheart, Sparrowflight, Sapphirepaw, Willowbranch, Foxtail(Ninja Fox of the Fire), KyuubiFreak94
If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
If people get scared and hide when you get sweets, copy and paste this to your profile!!!!! CAN YOU SAY SUGAR RUSH!!!??? hehehehehehehehe *bounces off walls*
If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy and paste this into your profile!
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactively Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tyusu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Celyna, ShadowShapeshifterAndHerCat, Sanoon, Phantom-Flames, Leopardheart, Littlewhisker, Leafpool's Loyalty, Skyeheart and Silverwing, Firehawk101, Rainfire, Snowfur, Willowbranch, Flamepelt(Ninja Fox of the Fire), KyuubiFreak94
If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile. *looks guilty*
CATS ROCK MY SOCKS! If you think cats are awesome, copy this to your profile, and add your name to the list. Brambleclaw's Babe, Amber Sea, Mistwing, Grace of Masbolle, Brooksilver, Willowbranch, Foxtail(Ninja Fox of the Fire), KyuubiFreak94
FOXES ROCK MY SOCKS! If you think foxes are awesome, copy this to your profile, and add your name to the list. Ninja Fox of the Fire, KyuubiFreak94
If you want Orochimaru to die, copy and paste this to your profile! HELL YEAH WE DO!!!!!!!
If you hated how Sasuke left Naruto, copy and paste this to your profile!
If you've ever pushed on a door marked pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile.
IF YOU LIKE WARRIORS, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
If you enjoy coping and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile!
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste on your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. hehe
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile. *holds back laughter*
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile! *checks pulse* nope still living (on the outside)
92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing their butts off. (that'd be me hahahahahahahaha *butt falls off* guess I'm done *wanders off*)
If you love cats, then you must hate dogs. If you love dogs, then you must hate cats. If you wonder why people think this, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, ect, and the people who kill animals and don't use the meat, copy this onto your profile.
This is a bunny. Copy and paste this bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination!
If you've ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.(guilty)
If you hate math so much that you wish that you could go back in time and kill the person who invented it before they do, copy and paste this onto your profile!
If you wish that all Sasuke fangirls would die, copy and paste this to your profile!(Sure, I like him alright, but he isn't that cool! There are too many of them too; same goes for Itachi)
If you have a really scary crush on a book, game, or anime character, copy and paste this to your profile. Naruto, for me...oh, Naruto...And a few other people I refuse to name...YOU SHALL NEVER KNOW!
Boys say that in everything they do, they can kick a girl's butt so bad that they cry. If you are a girl that kicks the boys' butts so bad they cry like girls, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name. Moonstar of Fireclan, Aiko Enomoto, Ninja Fox of the Fire, KyuubiFreak94
THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB: If you hate Karin from NARUTO, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to the list: Pink Cresent Moon, Miyako-hime, XSakuraHarunoX, I'm in love with a Uchiha23, Angel Of Cherry Blossoms, Cherrilatina, Cherryblossoms016, Rayray, Sakura the lover, Sasusakufan2357, Lina Mistress of Elements, xnarutoxrocksx, uchihasakurah26, Nokas-Kokas, NorthernLights25, KunoichruleALL, Kawaiiblossom94, dera-chan, Mai-'-Kawaii-'-Ai, Ebil Chameleon, you.broke.a.promise, XweaponsXmistressX, Sakura-Sasuke-love-em', SASUSAKUFREAK, PinkBlossem, Shadow Princess, CherryBlossoms, Hinatakura, Sakuranata, Ninja Fox of the Fire, KyuubiFreak94
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, Vert9411, pinkcherryblossom225, CherryBlossoms016, SakuraUchiha14, Sakura-Cherry-Blossom-Chan, Sasusakufan2357, Ninja Fox of the Fire, KyuubiFreak94
If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are afraid of clowns, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile.
98 of teens have tried smoking pot. If you are one of the 2 percent that hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you like to be yourself and hate those superficial people, copy and paste this into your profile.
PROCRASTINATORS UNITE! Later... If you are a procrastinator, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you would LOVE to know how Naruto ends, copy and paste this to your profile.
This is something I read on Ninja Fox of the Fire profile, who read it on Neko223's , who read it on windmaster94's profile, who read it on digiwildflower's profile. I think other people should read it if they hate child abusing. If you hate child abusing, copy and paste this to your profile:
My name is Sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back from Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm sradishing to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says it's my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I fianally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I sradish to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But it's now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he fianally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!
Some More Crud!
DJ HiHi Kimiko's SONG~! (Add this to your profile if you hate KarinSasuke!): WOOT!~SASUNARU FANS SPREAD!!!
Karin (FROM NARUTO) is A b***h:
Hey SASUNARU fans~!
You wanna go for a ride?
You can't we're ninja so run on your own~
Karin is a slutty witch,
She is just a b***h.
I really hate her,
Who the hell would date her?
Sasuke's such an a**,
He's boy that girls harass.
Naruto's like whatever,
They really need to get together.
Karin is such a b***h and I wanna scratch her eyes out!
Naru's dreamed about him,
As best friends forever.
That he would stay, and they'd live together.
But Karin is a slut,
With that shitty fatass but.
And can't keep herself from that Uchiha...
Like I said...it's freaky...
Damn the ******** slut is irritating me!
Karin's a slutty witch,
She is just an f'ing b***h.
I really hate her,
Who the hell would want to date her?
Sasuke's a huge retard,
To leave for one gay b*****d!
What a stupid jerk, living with people as dirt!
When I see him, I will knee him.
When I see that b***h I will kill her~!
And I'll punch her and I'll crunch her!
HEY~! Look over there!
If it isn't that b***h without the b*****d and the shitty a** Hebi~! (Not that Hebi would ever come to her xD~!)
Hey Karin, over here!
We have something for you!
-intiate blood scene with her screaming-
YOU HOOKER! YOU SLUT! I HATE YOU!
SCRATCH HER EYES OUT!
GO TO HELL!
HOLD HER DOWN!
Let's get outta here!
-SasuNaru fans run off and give middle finger-
Naruto and Sasuke were confessing their love for each other and shared a sweet kiss and we cheer smirking at the dead Karin.
P.S. Not my song-It's DJ HiHi Kimiko's. but i edited it a little due to typos and the fact that it was once sasusaku(it's SasuNaru now tehe)
-I'm not paranoid...WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS?!
-Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss
-Guns don't kill people. Bullets kill people
-Don't knock on Death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
-You can shatter my heart but I will love you with all the little pieces.
-A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend will be sitting in the cell next to you saying,
"man, we ******** up, but that s**t was fun!"
~Some people exist just to annoy me! - Garfield
~Sex is nature, and I believe in going along with nature. Marilyn Monroe
~I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of
what I am saying - Oscar Wilde
~Introducing 'Lite': the new way to spell 'Light'; but with twenty per cent
fewer letters., Jerry Seinfield
~You tried your best and you failed miserably.
The lesson is 'never try'. Homer Simpson
~Always remember you're unique... Just like everyone else.
~I don't have a license to kill. I have a learner's permit.
~I'm not getting smaller, I'm slowly backing away from you.
~Did you eat a bowl of stupid for breakfast?
~I don't know what makes you dumb But it really works
~Rehab Is for Quitters
~My Dog Can Lick Anyone
~Computer programmers don't byte They nibble a bit.
~BEER It's not just for breakfast anymore.
~Out of my mind... Back in five minutes.
~Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.
~There's too much blood in my alcohol system.
~People like you are the reason people like me need medication.
~Oh crap! You're going to try and cheer me up, aren't you?
~Do not disturb, I'm disturbed enough already.
~Excuse me, but do I look like someone who cares?
I saw this one day on a forum and couldn't stop laughing at how true quite a bit of it was. I wish I could remember the screenname of whoever wrote this. I'd totally tell.
WHY NARUTO PART 2 ISN’T AS GOOD AS PART 1
(by the way, this is up to date with current manga chapters, so yeah, do I need to say spoilers)
Sasuke being emo x 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
Sakura didn’t do s after the sasori fight
Scratch that, Sakura was a whore doesn’t know which guy to pick - Naruto or Sasuke
Naruto being extremely gay for Sasuke
Naruto complaining about how Sasuke's not with them
Orochimaru wants to be in a young man's body...*****
Doesn’t utilize support characters well
Fights aren’t as well thought out
Naruto spent the last two years training with Jiraiya and only got better at using shadow clones and rasengans
The fact that part 1 wanted Naruto to use the nine tailed fox and now it’s the complete opposite
Hi I’m Sai I have no emotion so I’ll betray you in the end
Sai - “I’m gonna kill Sasuke...Nevermind I want to be with Naruto more so I’ll save Sasuke instead of killing him
The whole follow Orochimaru arc
The fact that Jiraiya should have taught naruto elemental jutsus...Scratch that they all should have learned that early off in the series anyways
Orochimaru still being gay for Sasuke
The cover for chapter 345
Suigetsu is a logia…? Shouldn’t he be in One Piece then?
And one more time KARIN!!
And everything she does
Jugo’s a psycho killer...Who loves little birds and communicates well with them
Kabuto seems to have matured...What the f? He inserted Orochimaru in him...another gay
Deidara vs. Sasuke...
Fight goes on then C4 bomb comes out and yeah, SASUKE’S DEAD...Oh wait never mind...
Oh but he get’s another chance to kill Sasuke... WTF? Sasuke lived because lightning beats earth. Didn’t Kishi play Pokemon as a child?
Deidara died F!! Oh, but he killed Sasuke...ugh this is the lamest narrowly escaping death trick I’ve seen by far. If he could teleport or summon a huge a** snake why didn’t Jiraiya before
he dies...loss of one of my favorite characters
Itachi vs. Sasuke, the show down:
-Sasuke: “Let’s fight”
-Itachi: "K’ bro"
-Fight goes on, Sasuke stabs Itachi...omg it’s over so quickly...oh wait, Itachi used a magic eye jutsu
-Oh...but wait, Sasuke used a magic eye jutsu and stabs him again
-Itachi: “You’ve improved Sasuke (confesses stuff) but you should know this is actually...A MAGIC EYE JUTSU”
-Sasuke: “Well of course I knew (electric stab)”
-Itachi: “Oh good job now let’s fight without magic eye jutsus”
-Fight gets epic but then Itachi rips out Sasuke's eye. Wow this is intresting...too bad it’s a...Yep you guessed it, MAGIC EYE JUTSU
-Oh but Sasuke defeated the jutsu again
-Blowing fire seems cheeky, but I can deal
-OMG...Itachi uses a new MAGIC EYE JUTSU
-He hit Sasuke. This one’s 100 unavoidable death after you’ve been hit. Finally Sasuke is de...Oh god you must be kidding me he’s alive
-FIRE LION!! FIRE LION!! FIRE LION!!
-Sasuke: “I missed on purpose even though I could easily have won there but I wanted to create a...THUNDER LION!!”
-We’ll at least one of them is dead now we can end this stupid fi...GOD DAMN IT NOT ANOTHER MAGIC EYE JUTSU! I mean c’mon, this is over the top
-Oh Orochimaru’s back aliv...Never mind
-Itachi gets close to ripping out his eyes then...
-Itachi: “Finally I can... cough cough I’m dead”
-Sasuke: “Thank god, now I should randomly pass out right?”
Worst fight ever
Tobi has a sharingan. DAMN how many of these bastards are there? At least this should be the last one right...? EPIC FORESHADOWING
Tobi: “Oh yeah Sasuke, your brother loved you and died for you so you could live in peace in Konoha”
Sasuke: “Oh really...Well I’m off to kill people in Konoha”
Tobi: “WTF!! No that’s the exact opposite of what he wants...I mean it works out for me I guess, but why?”
Sasuke: “Well I’m an extremely self-centered emo s so why not”
Tobi: “...you know what? Sure, do what makes you happy”
Sasuke vs. Eight Tails
Great ******** fight only these parts sucked
Karin: “Sasuke, bite me”
Zabuza’s sword ******** A’ Suigetsu, you better not break that
Sasuke: “Wait a second why fight him like this when I can use...A MAGIC EYE JUTSU”
Okay I’m better now
Lets go on
-"Hi, I'm Kakashi the master level hokage calibur ninj--uggh!"
-"Hi, I'm Choji's dad and I'm dead--oh, never mind."
-"Hi, I'm Tsunade's assistant and I'm actually dead within one panel!"
-"Hi, I'm Konohamoru and I'm going to spam the freaking RASENGAN!... but I'm Naruto's rival and I would in no way ever use one of his moves... and beat a Pain!"
-"Hi. My name is PAIN. I live PAIN. I deal in PAIN. LOL."
"Hi, I have this cool origami power and... oops, wet, nevermind, I'll do nothing now."
-So, there's six different fighters with different strengths and weaknesses and a village full of ninjas... this is the PERFECT time for us each to get a fight and use strategy and our unique skills to... uhm... stand back and do nothing.
-"Hey look, its Neji, Lee, Guy, Shikimaru, Shino, Kiba, Ten Ten and all the other rookies, arriving just in time to... do nothing."
--"Village go boom. Why? Because I am PAIN!"
-"Oh no, everyone is dead from that village destroying explo-- oh, never mind.
-"We better not go help Naruto, we'd just get in the way!"
-"Yeah, I got sage mode. 1HKO! 1HKO! 1HKO! 1HKO! 1HKO! Okay, now for the last one."
-"Naruto, I LOVE Y--splat!"
-"We better not go help Naruto, we'd just get in the way!" "Didn't we already say that?" "Yes, but were going to say it again."
"I'm Tsunade and I'm going to collapse into a coma now so Danzo can take over."
"Oh my god, Naruto has unleashed 8 tails, there's no stopping him now. There's... oh, built in safeguard. Nevermind."
"Even though I said I only had 3 uses of sage mode, I actually turn out to have FOUR! neat!"
-"My tragic backstory? I HAD A PUPPY AND HIS NAME WAS TINY!"
-"I believe in Jiraiya, who believed in me, who believed in you, so you should believe in me, because I believe in Jiraiya!" "Oh, well all right then. I'll just deus ex machina everything back then."
- Yay everyones back alive and nobody got hurt...Didn’t know this was DBZ
-"Hey Naruto, during that fight, I told you I loved you and..." "Yeah yeah, whatever Hinata. HI SAKURA!"
Five Kage arc Part I
Karui: “Hey help us kill sasuke he killed our master”
Sakura: “NO B”
Naruto: "Wait sakura we should...Seconds later never mind I don’t want to do that”
Sai: “Sakura...Naruto loves you”
Sakura cries, finds out about the plan to kill Sasuke and decides to go tell Naruto
Danzo has a sharingan...GASP! Who cares just as long as there’s no more magic eye jutsus
Naruto: “Please raikage I know he killed your bro and all but maybe you could spare Sasuke”
Naruto: “Please begs and cries because my friends will want to avenge him and then kill you, then your friends will avenge you, and then there parents will avenge them and then... (secretly his friends are planning on killing Sasuke themselves)”
Five Kage arc Part II
Sasuke vs. Raikage = UGHHH!! more magic eye jutsus
Samuri = can’t do s**t
One samurai in the corner pissing himself about Sasuke
Finally Raikage kills...Not again do I even need to say it by now...Magic eye jutsu
Raikage kills...WTF Gaara
Gaara: “You would have died” Um f no he wouldn’t have, Sasuke would have
Gaara cries for Sasuke EPICLY LAME
Ugh wait Tobi saved him
Tobi absorbs Sasuke and Karin
Tobi: “Let me tell you about my plan to make the moon an eyeball”
Raikage: “the f...”
Tobi: "Oh not just any eye ball a sharingan which can use a magic eye ju..."
The previous Narrator just killed himself
Tobi: “and that’s my plan”
Raikage: “guys f'd up”
Tobi: “Now WAR!!”
Killer bee vs. Kisame
Just play a pokemon battle with two lv. 99 pokemon one which can only use harden and the other one can only use leech and that’s the summary for this battle
In front of Lee who almost died for her
Sakura: “Naruto I love you”
Naruto: “Shut the Hell up B”
Naruto: “I mean, but I thought you loved Sasuke”
Sakura: “Well I don’t like him anymore...I found out he’s gay”
Naruto: Sasuke’s gay...SCORE!!...I mean that’s too bad”
Sai: “She didn’t want to tell you that all your friends are planning on killing Sasuke and you're now the only character that likes him”
Naruto: “So WTF did I just get on the ground and beg raikage for”
Naruto: "Wait kill sasuke oh s”
Naruto has a panic attack out of sheer gayness for sasuke
Sasuke vs. Danzo
Magic eye jutsu this magic eye jutsu that and I’m sure there’s more where that came from
(> )> █ I was like, totally gonna give u this chocolate bar....
█<( < wink But then I was like...
(>█< wink Im sooo hungry!!!
(>█< wink Then I like ated it............
Tehe ^ ^