Kurt-Transem

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Last Login: 10/05/2015 4:56 pm

Registered: 06/02/2007

Gender: Male

Location: Flowood, MS

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I am Kurt Transem, Magister Arcanum. I study various schools of magic and a great many lost civilizations. I have a library of ancient texts larger than you can possibly imagine, mostly in tongues you could never hope to comprehend. Though frail in body, I am stronger in mind than any of this world's so-called leaders, though I would rather live a quiet life by myself rather than mingle with the ignorant scum that inhabit this earth.

And with that, my fictional persona, out of the way, let's take a look at the more realistic side of me. I am the clockworkmonkey, layabout and professional a*****e. I spent 3 quarters of a year at Berry College as a Psychology major before being medically withdrawn for sleep issues. Long story short, I slept 17 hours or more a day, and could not be woken by any means, even a boot delivered to my head, which, I may mention, actually happened. I have no job, no income, and no life, and have not attended school in almost a full year.
I'm not stupid, by any means. I graduated high school at the top of my class, with the highest SAT and ACT score in the entire school, while putting in absolute minimum effort, and even skipping roughly half the school year. I was not prepared at all for college in the least, and it chewed me right the ******** up.
I draw on occasion, and I have a sheezy account (cypher.sheezyart.com) and a deviantart account (clockworkmonkey411.deviantart.com)
I write with varying frequency. Sometimes I write a lot, sometimes not at all.
I have a sprite comic called New Challenger Approaches, which uses sprites in the Jump Ultimate Stars base, edited by myself and several friends. I'm working on developing completely custom sprites, but it's fairly difficult, because I suck with outlines.

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"I despise people, but I do enjoy helping them. If only so they don't piss me off quite so much."
-Kurt Transem, Magister Arcanum

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Mario Report | 06/22/2009 4:23 pm
Hey Gaians! I'm glad to announce that I have submitted my avatar for the arena! For those of you who don't know, this is Ash from the Evil Dead trilogy. Definitely my favorite movie series of all time! For more information, you can go to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evil_Dead . Voting starts next Monday! Please vote! This is for all you ED and BC fans out there! Here's the link: http://www.gaiaonline.com/arena/gaia/cosplay-avatar/vote/?entry_id=101477889#title
Kurt-Transem Report | 12/22/2008 8:34 pm
If you can read this, you should read New Challenger Approaches.

http://ncaftw.deviantart.com
SnookThe8th Report | 12/13/2008 2:43 am
oh I'm doomed! User Image



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Novel Idea Report | 07/17/2007 7:13 am
thank you for signing my petition!!! ^^
Kurt-Transem Report | 07/16/2007 11:06 pm
thanks, dude
Randolf the black Report | 07/14/2007 4:26 pm
WHOAH! Bam, badass vid!
cherryblossomgirlsakura Report | 07/05/2007 9:42 pm
hey, thanks for the add XD
Kurt-Transem Report | 07/04/2007 3:18 pm
huzzah! I'm first to do something!
nitegotyoubad Report | 07/02/2007 3:21 pm
wow... that was the first return! lol
Kurt-Transem Report | 07/02/2007 2:15 pm
WELL POOP
 
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