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Greetings. -stiff nod of the head- Kurt, honey. Kurt Hummel. -holds out hand like a lady about to receive a kiss on the hand- Simply charmed. -pause- Before you ask, I'm in favor of being thrown into the dumpster rather than receiving a grape slushie to the face. I'd prefer not to get purple stains on this shirt. It's Lacroix, you know…and that brand doesn't come cheap.…
-blink- You're…not going to throw me in the dumpster? -raises eyebrows- No name-calling either? Hmm… -strokes chin- Perhaps we'll get along quite famously.
So, you want to know about me? I'm happy to oblige you, darling. As I said…I'm Kurt Hummel and I attend McKinley High School in Lima, Ohio. I'm a member of the Glee club---
… -hand on hip- You don't know what the Glee club is? Well, it's more than just a hobby or a pastime…it's a lifestyle. A glee club is a musical group, basically, that specializes in the singing and performance of songs. But we don't just stand and sing. No. It's not a church choir or a school chorale. It's a show choir. We sing, we dance, we act, and we compete. This year…we plan to go to regionals and win.
-conceals a blush- I'm a male soprano and I adore dancing. I believe Beyonce Knowles (or Sasha Fierce) is a goddess and the Single Ladies dance is the best thing ever choreographed. Want to argue with me? I lead the McKinley High football team to victory, after a dreadful losing streak, by getting the entire team to do the Single Ladies dance before kickoff (if that's what you call it…). I'm quite a Kicker, but the football helmets mess up my hair <_>.
… >_> Don't look at me like that. I'm not gay and I SO don't want Finn Hudson's immaculate body with his warm lips in favor of the tender crook of my elbow…
o///o... I-I... m-mean…-swallows nervously- Heh… -awkward high-pitched laugh-
My best friend is Mercedes. She's fierce. And I live with my Dad. My mother died when I was little…but he and I are doing just fine.
-clears throat- Well…nice talking to you. I have a facial scheduled soon so…ta-ta!
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I'm think I'm going to actually miss you once you leave for New York,
Keep in touch, if someone's being mean to you, you know who to call!