Thingy-ness I stole
Fake friends: Never ask for food.
True friends: Are the reasons you have no food.
Fake friends: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
True friends: Call your parents DAD/MOM
Fake friends: Will bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
True friends: Would sit next to you saying "Damn!We ******** up ... but that was fun right?!"
Fake friends: Have never seen you cry.
True friends: Will cry with you
Fake friends: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
True friends: Will keep your stuff so long they forget its your's.
Fake friends: Know only a few things about you.
True friends: Could write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.
Fake friends: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
True friends: Will kill everyone in the crowd that left you.
fake friends: Would knock on your front door.
True friends: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"
Fake friends: Are for a while.
True friends: Are for life.
Fake friends: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
True friends: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Yo....*hic* drink the rest of that you know we don't waste things."
Fake friends: Will talk crap to the person who talks crap about you.
True friends: Will knock them right on there butts
Fake friends: Will read this.
True friends: Will steal this
True friends: Are the reasons you have no food.
Fake friends: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
True friends: Call your parents DAD/MOM
Fake friends: Will bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
True friends: Would sit next to you saying "Damn!We ******** up ... but that was fun right?!"
Fake friends: Have never seen you cry.
True friends: Will cry with you
Fake friends: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
True friends: Will keep your stuff so long they forget its your's.
Fake friends: Know only a few things about you.
True friends: Could write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.
Fake friends: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
True friends: Will kill everyone in the crowd that left you.
fake friends: Would knock on your front door.
True friends: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"
Fake friends: Are for a while.
True friends: Are for life.
Fake friends: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
True friends: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Yo....*hic* drink the rest of that you know we don't waste things."
Fake friends: Will talk crap to the person who talks crap about you.
True friends: Will knock them right on there butts
Fake friends: Will read this.
True friends: Will steal this
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Anywho~ I'd like to talk to you more since i know you and my wife are so close~ I want to get to know the first son~ :3