Well since we are admitting certain 'faults', I can't say that OatMeal has always tasted amazing. He was extra 'prudish' when he spent extra time in, 'The Sauna' with the other men...
WELL, OatMeal would be more inclined to allow you to grind up against him during 80's songs. PB would simply be sitting there on your favourite chair, couch, pile of clothing-whatever-, when you got back, chowwing down on your damn Dorrito's, while watching Rookie Blue. AND YOU KNOW THE ABORTION THAT SHOW IS.
You're really bringing Chocolate into this? Really, as if he hasn't already been through enough, you emasculating trollop! Anyways, Oatmeal gives great sex. And peanut butter-Yeah, that's right I didn't capitalize the name- is so grimy, and hippie like. Like they haven't taken a shower in months, and you know they don't keep up their hair removal sessions! I gag when I think of the awful time PB put me through... I DON'T CARE THAT IT WAS HIS BIRTHDAY, I'M NOT DOING THAT!
Peanut Butter is like the dude you'll f**k when you're intoxicated, but regret it the next day, once you get a decent/sober look at him, without his face swirling.
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