Greetings ye' salty bunch of land lovers. Feast your eyes on the profile of Kast De'Rune! The most feared and... durable pirate to ever sail the seas! My exploits are far known, and my name strikes fear in the hearts of even the greasiest sea dogs!

You lucky few who weren't frightened off by my introduction have the pleasure of hearing of my many adventures.
Check the captain's log for various updates. All of which should chill you to the bone, warm your hearts, and make you itch all over.
Because that is the effect of Kast De'rune!

...KAST DE'RUNE!!!