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A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down im scared
Guy: No this is fun
Girl: No its not please its to scary
Guy: then tell me you love me
Girl: I love you slow down
Guy: Now give me a big hug
She gave him a big hug
Guy: Can you take off my helmet & put it on yourself its bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the breaks were broke he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him he loved her one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live even if it meant that he would die.


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iHappygasm Report | 10/05/2009 4:03 pm
Ello ^^
0123456789asdfghjklqwer Report | 09/08/2009 5:35 pm
hey dude wats up
0123456789asdfghjklqwer Report | 09/06/2009 2:03 pm
0123456789asdfghjklqwer Report | 09/06/2009 1:56 pm
me and avel are married ( on gaia duh ) x3 4laugh
0123456789asdfghjklqwer Report | 09/06/2009 1:53 pm
guess waaaaaatttt x3
0123456789asdfghjklqwer Report | 09/06/2009 1:53 pm
eh am ok u missed alot dude x3
0123456789asdfghjklqwer Report | 09/06/2009 1:47 pm
hey dude
0123456789asdfghjklqwer Report | 08/08/2009 11:27 am
eh just saying :/
0123456789asdfghjklqwer Report | 08/07/2009 9:43 pm
I'm pretty use they have Axiety meds you can take
0123456789asdfghjklqwer Report | 08/03/2009 3:39 pm
I'm in zOMG with everyone else if you wanna join we r on the goof ball server on the greens come on heian would be rly happy to see you 3nodding