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The Kawaii Hero Report | 04/06/2015 2:55 pm

*grimaces* "I was going to save this one for a rainy day, but fifty and I'll throw in this one of Spidey in a garbage bin."

Spider-Man the Amazing Report | 04/06/2015 2:49 pm

... -Has to help Aunt May with her bills SOMEHOW-

Fine, Mr. Jameson. I'll take it.

The Kawaii Hero Report | 04/06/2015 2:48 pm

*Parker rushes in*
"Okay, Boss, I got some pictures of Spidey. Let's see here, oh, here's one with Spidey saving some kittens from a tree. Here's one where he saved his favorite hotdog vendor from being robbed by Vulture. And here's one where he gave up some of his very precious time that he could have been using to, I don't know, go on a date or something, and instead went to a homeless shelter to lend a helping hand."

Spider-Man the Amazing Report | 04/06/2015 2:12 pm

....That seems a little low?

The Kawaii Hero Report | 04/06/2015 2:05 pm

*sighs* "You got it, Boss." *exits the Bugle and slips into Spider-Man costume* "Rassafrassin' Jameson...rassafrassin' trying to save his darn life." *thwips back past Jonah's window and tosses the pamphlets back in and webs them to the wall*

The Kawaii Hero Report | 04/06/2015 1:56 pm

"Oh, for the love of-- JJ, I'm trying to save your life here!" *pulls out an anti-smoking pamphlet he's been saving since Parker first started working for him years ago* "Read this! LIVE, JJ, LIVE!"
*thwips out the window*
*walks in as Parker with a some fresh photos* "Hey, Boss. Was that Spidey? Boy, he sure is a swell guy, trying to get you to stop smoking."

The Kawaii Hero Report | 04/06/2015 6:07 am

*thwips cigar* Smoking's bad for you, JJ. Don't you read the papers?

Spider-Man the Amazing Report | 04/04/2015 6:45 pm

....-You're a weird man-

-Cough cough-

I got some Spidey pictures for you, Mr. Jameson! -Hands them to him-

Spider-Man the Amazing Report | 04/04/2015 5:16 pm

> > Mr. Jameson, I'm 22 sir.

Spider-Man the Amazing Report | 04/04/2015 12:27 pm

YES, SIR MR. JAMESON! D8 -runs out of the office-