[Hello. I am one of the Vice Captains of The Sweetness of Rainbow Cupcakes Guild. We have begun implementing a new rule. If a member is inactive for a month or more and does not have a suitable reason for doing so, they will receive a warning after which they will have one week in which to post. If the member does not do so, they will be removed from the guild.
This is your warning. We do not want to lose any of our members, but you must know that a guild is not something you just join and forget. We want active members only. You have one week to post. Thank you.]
the more we study, the more we know, the more we know the more we forget, the more we forget the less we know so why study?
Do I have a sign on my profile that says "wanted: everyone I hate, Inquire within."
For every vengeance there is an equal and opposite revengeance. This is the one law of animated cartoon motion that also applies to the physical world at large. For that reason, we need the relief of watching it happen to a duck instead.
When in doubt, mumble. When in trouble, delegate. When in charge, ponder.
You're only young once; you can be immature forever.
Computer Lie #1: You'll never use all that disk space.
I'm a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I'm perfect.
I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.
There are 3 kinds of people in this world...those who want things to happen, those that make things happen, and those who just wonder what the hell happened!
The faulty interface lies between the chair and the keyboard.
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
Why do people want to inflict pain and misery on me? Why?
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
I believe that end justifies the means... but sometimes I get so caught up in the means that I forget what the end was
I believe that everyone exists just to entertain me.
They say the good die young, if that works the other way around then I'm immortal.
I'm infallible, when are people going to remember that?
sometimes you got to take life and stab it to death with a knife of oppurtunity
i'm smiling... that alone should be enough to scare you
Pain is a powerful teacher, but no one wants to attend his lessons
He who stops being better, stops being good
Remember to show you're enemies mercy, nothing angers them more