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xl Marco lx Report | 08/01/2010 1:18 pm
xl Marco lx
send me a link to watch ur jerkin vids
maxwellrocks67 Report | 05/09/2010 11:03 am
maxwellrocks67
ur profile is.....wow
Cute_Chic_32o Report | 12/04/2009 2:28 pm
Cute_Chic_32o
There was this girl and she was with 

her
friend.
They were looking through peoples
MySpaces.
The girl slowly came upon this one
myspace. It
had creatures in the background and the
man
looked like a psycho. She started
laughing with
her friend commenting on how ugly he
was.
Right
then, an instant message came up.
IT SAID

SatanStalker: So how do u like my
MySpace?


XxLoVemExX: What?


XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway?


SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
youre looking at my MySpace right now.


XxLoVemExX: How do you know?


SatanStalker: I know. I know when people look
at my MySpace.


XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make any sense, how?


SatanStalker: I just do.


Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like
you.


Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might
say.


At the time the girl was wearing high shorts. She started to pull them down
a little bit to cover what ever she could. Her and her friend started
to get worried now.


XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting
to care the living sh*t out of me.


SatanStalker: You should be afraid.


SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy
like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what
you just said about me with your friend like a
minute ago.


They were in shock.


Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
hes a f*cking psycho!


The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
watching us?


SatanStalker: I am.


SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really matter if
you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me
from coming to your house.


XxLoVemExX: What? My house?


SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its not a problem.


XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to
leave now because youre freaking me out.


SatanStalker: Your screen name says
love me, trust me that wont be a problem.


SatanStalker has just signed off.


The girl and her friend were really
scared.


Girls friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust
me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke
from someone.

They went upstairs and were
having a pillow fight. All of a sudden the girls
friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said
ok. Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her
friend was still in the bathroom and was wondering
what was up. She goes and knocks but no one said
anything she opens it and finds her friend there on
the ground dead. She started to scream but
when she turned around he was there.
News the next
morning said that there was one girl dead in
the bathroom; her neck sliced with blood all
over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall.
Just her head.

DON'T IGNORE THIS PART......

If you do not repost this by midnight
there will be three men, one in your
bathroom,
one in your room, and one killing your parents
at that very moment. Tonight at 1:30am. Well
what are you waiting for? Repost or you are going
to
die!
Cute_Chic_32o Report | 12/04/2009 2:03 pm
Cute_Chic_32o
heart Hi, I am Teddy. Once you read this you cannot get out. Finish reading this until it is done! As I said, I am Teddy. I am 7 years old. I have no eyes and blood all over my face. I am dead. If you don't send this to at least 12 people I will come to your house at midnight and I'll hide under your bed. When you're asleep, I'll kill you. Don't believe me? Case 1 Patty Buckles Got this e-mail. She doesn't believe in chain letters. Well, Foolish Patty. She was sleeping when her TV started flickering on and off. Now she's not with us anymore. Ha ha patty, Ha ha! You don't want to be like Patty, do you? Case 2 George M. Simon Hates chain mail, but he didn't want to die that night. He sent it to 4 people. Not good enough George. Now, George is in a coma, we don't know if he'll ever wake up. Ha ha George, Ha ha! Now, do you want to be like George? Case 3 Valarie Tyler She got this letter. Another chain letter she thought. Only had 7 people to send to. Well, That night when she was having a shower she saw bloody Mary in the mirror. It was the BIGGEST fright of her life. Valarie is scarred for life. Case 4 Derek Minse This is the final case I'll tell you about. Well, Derek was a smart person. He sent it to 12 people. Later that day, he found a $100.00 bill on the ground. He was premoted to head officer at his job and his girlfriend said yes to his purposal. Now, Katie and him are living happily ever after.The have 2 beautiful children. Send this to at least 12 people or you'll face the consequences. 0 people- You will die tonight 1-6 people- you will be injured 7-11 people- you will get the biggest fright of your life 12 and over- you are safe and will have good fortune! Do What Teddy Says!!!! Hurry, you must send to 12 people before midnight

Cute_Chic_32o Report | 11/21/2009 3:43 pm
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Cute_Chic_32o Report | 10/18/2009 10:50 am
Cute_Chic_32o
copy/paste this to 10 ppl then prees f5 and f9 at the same time you will get 100,000 gold it really rocks trust me
punchie101 Report | 09/07/2009 3:36 pm
punchie101
sry gtg u tke to long so i'll probably see u later or sry we cant go out. just hit me so i kon that u really care
zachsquatch Report | 09/06/2009 11:09 pm
zachsquatch
lol! xD
zachsquatch Report | 09/06/2009 11:01 pm
zachsquatch
y? u didnt like the sumo robot? lol
zachsquatch Report | 09/06/2009 10:56 pm
zachsquatch
y dont u give him money????

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