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blind moon of darkness Report | 08/27/2008 9:36 pm

16 things to do at a store!!!
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts

when they aren't looking.



2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute

intervals.



3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.



4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code

3' in housewares..... and see what happens.



5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.



6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.



7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers

you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding

department.



8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why

can't you people just leave me alone?'



9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick

your nose.



10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.



11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.



12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using

different size funnels.



13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME! PICK ME!"



14. Go to the bra section and put one on, then talk to a male enployee like you know him or is dating him.



15. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"



(And last but not least!)



16. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and,

then, yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

Eternal_PrinceOfFire Report | 08/10/2008 6:29 am

thanks for the purchase

Shandra Rey-Rey Report | 08/06/2008 9:36 am

thanks for the slime hon, it looks cute on my head, Aunt She.

CornFlakezz Report | 06/27/2008 6:19 pm

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