my lifeIm bored here's a story about Billy the butt. (He's my brother)
Mom calls the husband a 'bxstard' and then the dad calls the wife a "bxtch" and billy goes to his mom and says "mom what's a bxtch and a bxstard?" and the mom says "well, a bxxtch is a lady and a bxstard is a gentlemen" and then later billy goes outside and listens to his neighbors, and hears "Put your pxnis in my vxgina!" So Billy goes to his mom and says "mom whats a pxnis and vxgina?" His moms says "Well Billy, a pxnis is a hat and a vxgina is a coat"and then later billy sees his dad shaving and cuts himself and says "sht" and billy said "Dad, whats sht" And then his dad says "Well billy, sht is a type of Shaving cream " and then billy goes to see his mom cutting the turkey and his mom cuts her finger and says "fxck!" and then billy says to his mom "Mom whats fxck?" "Well billy fxck is a way of cutting the turkey" and Then later the guests arrive and billy goes to them and says "Hello bxtches and bxstards, may i take your pxnis's and vxginas, my dad's upstairs wiping shxt off his face, and my mom is in the kitchen fxcking the Turkey"
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