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Report | 10/19/2013 9:29 pm

kitten elric

No problem v u v ....

Why did the little Mermaid were seashells?

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Because D shells were too big ;o

Report | 10/19/2013 9:25 pm

kitten elric

AREN'T THESE JOKES JUST SO PAINFUL? AJSHFJASFHAJSFHSAFASGASfadsg

Report | 10/19/2013 9:24 pm

kitten elric

Why are graveyards so noisy?







'Cause of all the Coffin.

Report | 10/19/2013 9:19 pm

kitten elric

How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh?






******** yeah I went there.

Report | 10/19/2013 9:18 pm

kitten elric

What is it called when a snake can’t produce venom?








A reptile dysfunction.

Report | 10/19/2013 9:17 pm

kitten elric

THE TIDES ARE COMING

Report | 10/19/2013 9:17 pm

kitten elric

Why did the fish cross the road?









To get to the other tide!

Report | 10/19/2013 9:11 pm

kitten elric

Where does a snowman keep his money?








IN A SNOW BANK~

Report | 10/19/2013 9:11 pm

kitten elric

I WANT A-- HOT CUP OF COCOA TO WARM ME UP FROM HEAD TO TOE~

:c want me to kiss the boo boo?
CAUSE I WILL KISS THAT BOO BOO SO HARD AND THEN
I'LL THROW MY DESK AT SOME ONE AND YEAH!

...I'll make you laugh cause punny s**t girl. I'll do it.

Report | 10/19/2013 8:53 pm

kitten elric

ALL THE MOO.

I'm serious thinking about being that one a*****e in chorus to bust in and start singing "IT'S GONNA SNOW TODAY, I'M READY I HAVE MY SLEIGH~"
because it was our Middle school music that no one likes anymore-- but me ; u ;

D: ...Is it because I didn't let go of your eggo? I...I'M SORRY SENPAI ; AA ; BE EASY.
but no really, want me to beat someone for you? I'll beat them so hard, with my desk. They'll never see it coming.

Report | 10/19/2013 8:42 pm

kitten elric

YEAH I HAD. IT'S BECAUSE MOO >[

and I'm...cold. I'm getting snow soon because of it hahah-- ******** Pittsburgh's crazy a** weather = u =
YOU BABBU?

Report | 10/19/2013 8:01 pm

kitten elric

emotion_kirakira Oh you mean this profile? This one right here? The one I should've sent you like ten years ago? This one? Yeah that one?

emotion_donotwant I'm a d**k, give me two seconds if you please bbu. After words you can kick my face in ohkay?

Report | 10/19/2013 1:50 pm

Candi Cosmo

I mean, I guess we could keep our babangos'
But.. I dunno.
I don't think it would have the same effect.
Then it's not really yaoi... Its like.. half yaoi.
Yaoi+the women tatas.
Kills the effect.
Might has well just move to a futanari world instead.
Which.. I mean lets just call it now that that is just unrealistic.
I mean, the amount of hormones x the amount of testosterone running around with that.
We'd all kill each other via death by buttsex.
Not even any Lube.
We need that Lube man.
It's like.. the nectar of youth and life itself.
We don't want cheese graders for assholes, now, do we?

also... its kind warm.
Like lukewarm outside.

Report | 10/19/2013 1:40 pm

Candi Cosmo

Nn, see that wouldnt work, since they would all be busy having buttsex with each other
all we could do is watch.
what NEEDS to happen, is that all women suddenly become men.
Of course, we would eventually become extinct, but hey in the process
we get to have hot passionate buttsex.
I mean, I'm pretty sure I would make a rather attractive guy.
Wouldn't mind getting dogpiled while laying in a blow up pool of lube.
So long as I get to join in with the hot passionate buttsex.
...
Will there be banana's on this island?

Report | 10/19/2013 1:34 pm

Candi Cosmo

And everyone always wonder why women flock to the idea of yaoi.
When you get the psycho bitches that only stand to be a disgrace to women everywhere...
of course we all want to live in a world with only men
... dating other men...
and having hot passionate buttsex.
Because hot passionate buttsex is important to the world...
and Lube.
Endless supplies of Lube...
What was I talking about again?

Report | 10/19/2013 1:21 pm

Candi Cosmo

[******** bitches.
Get money.

Report | 10/15/2013 4:14 pm

Sweet Scented Dreams

But the crush on you is pushed to the very back and locked in a little box in my brain xp
Hey no! I don't wanna be a rebound D=,I want someone who loves me =(

Report | 10/15/2013 4:03 pm

Sweet Scented Dreams

XD I have THREE! You, the Australian and the one from Florida!
xD thank you! but I'm not sure if she will want to,her girlfriend broke up with her recently D=

Report | 10/15/2013 4:01 pm

Sweet Scented Dreams

Karlita!!! I might be able to flirt with my Australian crush and she might flirt back!
*jumps up and down!*

Report | 10/14/2013 1:18 pm

TheFutaDoc

I like to do lots of story types. . but those are usually oblique things!
Things from pot smokers on a roof who grow up and go seperate ways to romance!

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