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Hello! Hola! Bonjour! Ni Hao! Hi! Aloha! My name is Jake if you didnt already figure that one out... anyway i bet u wanna read about me huh? well too bad! im not telling!!! ...fine. Okay well im 13 years old going on 14!!! Whoohoooo! i have sexy blonde hair that im trying to make go emo style.(so its not sexy yet! sad ) i love candy and i'd die for a lollipop rite now sad . i love making friends! but sometimes me and people just dont get along know wat i mean? alex evans is the hawtest emo kid ever though and if i saw him walking down the street i'd probly would rape him... sad oh wellz!~ Post on my comments! jeez no one ever does that anymore i feel like ima statue! >:[ grrr... Ow! my hands hurt from typing.. wahhh! And elephants are my favorite type of pancakes! i loveee pancakes.. >:3 and waffles!these are the people that put the syrup on my pancakes and i couldnt live without them! i swear!!! i couldnt!! i'd die!!!!!!! their like family to me!! :
Tracie- My lover that puts the bacon on the table! mmm... and
whenever i hear Sexy Can i, Bleedin love, I kissed a girl, Touch my body, and That was quite a show. i think of you and i just want want to cry!!!!
and to arron- if u hurt her again i swear i will kick ur a** ok? smile and thats a promise!(nahh ill just knock u upside the head with a lead pipe though!)~~
Samantha- My lover that puts the butter on my waffles! we've had some weird experiences in the past, hated each other, got in a fight at the last day of school... but somehow we pulled through and we even cried together! smile yay!
Angelo- My "guy" lover (not the gay way...lol) that pours down the syrup on those sexy lookin pancakes!!!! Mmmm! he may have been emo, depressed, and tried to kill himself but hes still livin! hes like a big brother to me and protects me from harm...when he wants to lol! ....yeah thats it for him! smile
Christina- My lover that makes those pancakes light and FLUFFY!!
i would SOOO be depressed without her! its true! i might have attempted suicide... sad hold me... *cough* anyway! im as happy as ...ummm...some one whos happy now! i made her be friends with some one shes hated for 8 years! whoo! go me! well shes like a mom (inna not momish kind of way) i love her and shes mine! rawr! >;3 rwr!
Mom- i swear shes like a mom to me! i love her and i wouldnt be here without her! (literally!)
Pancakes- ohmehgawd! My best lover in the universe! u make breakfast sweet and toasty!
i miss and love u all no matter how u think think about me!
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I LUVERS YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *gives huge hug* HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!
you didnt seem to happy to recieve my higs
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