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If you are reading this then the name obiviously didn't give it away. I am The Joker....formerly known as Jack Napier. I say formerly because i adopted my new name after that son of a b***h Batman dropped me into that vat of toxic chemicals. Then on top of that the only surgeon i could find gave me this ridiculous smile that i have. Then that sob Batman sat there and got me thrown into Arkham Asylum. Which is where I call home now, home sweet home, padded walls and all....They say I'm crazy...but really how am i crazy? I'm not the one who threw another into a vat of toxic waste and wears a mask that makes me look like a winged rat, now am i? Ask me and that's crazy! Hell even ask Harley and she'll tell you the same damn thing!-Harley Quinns voice is heard in the backround...."That's right Misteh J..."- I tell you what one of these days I'm gonna kill that stupid winged rat! ~laughs maniacaly~
-randomly breaks into song-~sings melodically~ Take me out to the asylum, keep me away from the crowds, buy me some smoke grenades and cracker jacks i just wanna kill the bat, cuz it's root root root for the bad guys, when we don't win it's a shame, and it's one! two! three strikes your out at the old crime game.. -giggles and laughs crazily-

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Lantierum

Report | 02/22/2006 3:26 pm

Lantierum

you should really get one of those flashion roses for that shirt. that would look sooo cool!! you'd have your little squirting flower thingy then. that'd be awesome! i'm trying to get one too!! ^_^
Lantierum

Report | 02/21/2006 4:06 pm

Lantierum

LOL!! how did this whole, "joker took my pants" thing come up anyway? i even forget! LOL!!! and yes, i'm glad to have my pants back!! you're such a HEARTHROB!!!!!!!!!!
Jack -thejoker- Napier

Report | 02/21/2006 12:56 pm

Jack -thejoker- Napier

Hello fairytale, are you glad to have your pants back?
Lantierum

Report | 02/21/2006 11:45 am

Lantierum

.......hi.......
Lantierum

Report | 02/15/2006 3:49 pm

Lantierum

*yawn* i still need my PANTS joker!!!! ^_^
Lantierum

Report | 02/14/2006 12:03 pm

Lantierum

O.O... wow...... now i'm confused...... 2 people as one? i have 4 characters, but the other 3 i don't really use except to talk to my friends. flamming_fire, Knife Girl, jokers_jester, and this one are my characteres. this one is the most famous, and most known. LOL!
harbinger of insanity

Report | 02/13/2006 6:57 pm

harbinger of insanity

posting as Jack Napier: your watching me huh...and i do read my profiles everyday...I just can't post on my own profile for some reason.
Lantierum

Report | 02/13/2006 6:29 pm

Lantierum

... if you don't read this in the next week, i'm going to rape you...

2-13-06....... i'm watching you..... LOL!!! (not really, don't take that litterally, its just a joke! LOL!! don't get creeped out!)
Lantierum

Report | 02/13/2006 12:43 pm

Lantierum

dude, you gotta check your page more often! LOL!!! okay, so as far as i've gleaned, you're also master of cherri??? cool... ignore that first statement then! LOL!!! i'm so dense! ^_^
Lantierum

Report | 02/08/2006 3:43 pm

Lantierum

i think i love you.

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