About

I like hot pockets...
I'm eating a hot pocket...

name: Emily
nickname: Wocky
age: 32890442353480
gender: girl
height: 5ft, 1in.
weight: in the 220s
hair style: very long with bangs parted to the side
hair color: light brown
eye color: dark brown
best feature: nails
worst feature: ...weenus
feature that stands out the most: hair
skin color: white
clothing style: long t-shirts and jeans
relationship status: single ^_^ and proud
likes: guys

favorite food: seafood and barbeque... and strawberries, yum
favorite drink: sprite/sierra mist
favorite color: the rainbow... HAR!
favorite band: My Chemical Romance, who else?
favorite album: depends on my mood
favorite tv station: adult swim
favorite hair style: longish with layers and those sideswept bangs that go... ish
favorite hair color: red and black
favorite eye color: green
favorite hobby: drawing
favorite hot pocket flavor: broccoli and cheese

TURN ONS:
"emo" guys
guys kissing guys
Gerard Way
fluffy things
strawberries
poetry
guyliner
virgins!

TURN OFFS:
bald people
"pig heads"
rude people
sweet pickles
players
cheaters
whores (guys included lol)



Yoyo I'm Emily (says my profile) or Wocky (please address me as Wocky and not Emily or the black parade).
Well you can call me Emily if I say so....

I live in Tennessee and have a shitty a** computer so if I'm talking to you then all of a sudden disapear in thin air it died again.
I hate Tennessee. I'm origanally from up north in Michigan where like all my family lives. I visit there like every summer and am on the computer more up there.

I should be getting a digital camera for my birthday so until then please no asking for pictures (that's creepy and annoying anyway especially if I don't know who you are).

I have a very random sense of humor. And seriously some of the things I find funny you could probably acuse me of being high of laughing at.
Most of my friends have a perverted sense of humor and just so you know that is not me. So please no cracking disgusting sex jokes, I don't like it.

My Chemical Romance is THE s**t!!!
'Nough said. smile

I'm a strong Christian. I try to follow what I'm suppose to.
I like colors and hard candy.
I prefer vanilla over chocolate.
I think little kids are adorible.
I love cats.
I have really frizzy hair. :/
I draw bunches.
I try writing stories but I always end up changing them.
I do write poetry and am making a poetry book, maybe I'll put some on my journal.
I like eyeliner.
I also like Converse.
I like Sensations eggrolls. They're the best in the world.
I'm shy when first meeting someone.
I'm good at laughing at myself.
I'm freaking out.

I don't hate.
I don't like squeaky doors.
I don't like mowing my lawn.
I'm getting sick of all this trash they play on the radio.
I don't like posers.
I don't like hypocrites.
I'm sick of songs about love. Can we get some creativity?
I don't like shorts. Even though I very rarely wear them.

PTCA
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I felt oblidged to put a part on here for the lovely Pregnant Taco Child Alliancy.
The name came from a spoof of words so yeah.

Emi
Calche
Wocky
Ducky
JoJo
MereMere
Sam
Tessa
D.J.
Momo
Armadilo
Star
Sharpen
Inad

anyone else I'm forgetting I'm VERY sorry. But you know it's been a while since I've seen or talked to any of you.
And seriously if anyone who's in the PTCA is reading this we really need to think of an occupation for te club.
Really it exists for no reason.
However that may be the point I'm not sure...

(If you want to joint the PTCA all you have to do is become good friends with someone in it and ask away)

SEMI-EMOS
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This is a smaller club than the PTCA and YOU'RE NOT ALLOWD IN!
HARHARHARHAR!!!
It's only for people in our area.

Emi
Wocky
Calce
Ducky
DJ

I think that's it.....
Anyway yeah, this club has lost it's meaning also.




Any other websites you can contact me on:
Youtube :: HoCuSXPoCuSXMCR
Myspace :: chemicallyXused808@yahoo.com WocktXTehXSpectacular
Yahoo IM :: chemicallyXused808
gmail :: chemicallyXused808@gmail.com (what a surprise!)

.....I like to talk about dreams... biggrin
I'm running out of things to say...

I went to one of the sweetest bands in the whole wide world's concert summer of '07.
Of course you know who they are.


I listen to rock more than any other music but that doesn't mean it's my set favorite. I'll listen to pretty much any kind of music as long as it anything trashy (a.k.a. lollipop).
But usually if you have a favorite band there's at least one song if not more I like by them.
And if I've never heard of them then I'm open to hear them.

When it comes to tv I hardly ever watch it. But my favorite stations are adult swim, food network, animal planet, and MTVhits

You're face.

I really really don't like fakes!
That is a statement.
I don't like guys who don't like serious relationships.
That is never good news.

I can't really play any instruments, but I'm okay at keyboard. Maybe if I get into it I could be as good as MCR's new keyboard player.
That is a ******** dream.



Total Value: 476,792 Gold
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Item List:
Doll Ears
Chubbi Chicky
Emo Bag
Emo Glasses
Fairy Wings
Cheshire Cat Tail
Rain Zebra Wrap
Acid Wash MehTRO Jeans
KoNfUzEd rAiNbOw ToE SoX
Easter Bunny Shirt


I'm not very into dating. So if you ask I'll probably say no enless we really have like a close connection of some kind or if we have been friends a long time.
I'm super duper picky when it comes to guys but not in looks at all. I don't like short hair very much though, enless they have a nice face.
I like chubby guys, and I don't mind acne.

If you haven't noticed I'm kinda random.
But just a little bit.

Speaking of which check this s**t out....

Okay I was reading on this website that this dude at some nude beach got out of the water and went to go sit in his lawn chair or whatever. The water was cold so his balls shrunk and slipped through the wooden slacks in the chair. He sat out baking for a while and the sun caused his balls to expand so when he stood up his balls were stuck in the wooden slacks. They had to get a staff member of the beach or whatever to get him free. XD What an arse.

Eh what the ********. I'm gonna put some jokes on here for you. Just so you can get a kick out of it.
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A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.

On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."

"What?" said the puzzled groom.
"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.

Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.

Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.

Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"

"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"

"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"
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A writer's quote by Steve Martin since I love reading and writing so much.
"I handed in a script last year and the studio didn't change one word. The word they didn't change was on page 87."

A few dumb blonde jokes since I don't like blondes to well. razz
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An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight.

The next morning, as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up wondering what happened. She answered the phone, crying, and said she couldn't get out of her room. "You can't get out of your room?" the captain asked, "Why not?"

The stewardess replied: "There are only three doors in here," she sobbed, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!"
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A smart blonde and a dumb blonde both jump off a cliff at the same time.

Who lands first?

The dumb blonde because smart blondes don't exist.
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I knew a blonde that was so stupid that.......

* she called me to get my phone number.

* she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate."

* she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.

*she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

*she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

*she tried to drown a fish.

*she thought a quarterback was a refund.

*she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

*she tripped over a cordless phone.

*she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

*she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.

*she studied for a blood test.

*she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.

*when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.

*when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.

*when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home
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A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off.

"How did this happen?" the emergency room doctor asked her.
Well, I was trying to commit suicide, the blonde replied.

"What?" sputtered the doctor. "You tried to commit suicide by shooting your finger off?"

"No, Silly!" the blonde said. "First I put the gun to my chest, and I thought: I just paid $6,000.00 for these breast implants, I'm not shooting myself in the chest."

"And then?" asked the doctor.

"Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought: I just paid $3000.00 to get my teeth straightened, I'm not shooting myself in the mouth."

"And then?"

"Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: This is going to make a loud noise. So I put my finger in the other ear before I pulled the trigger."
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Okay if you have any requests or anything you want to know about me or maybe even my Chemical Romance I could put of few "fun facts" on here about them or whatever. Just tell meh.






uhhh....
STAY ABSISTENT!!! biggrin