fake friends and true friends

Fake friends: Never ask for food.
True friends: are the reasons you have no food.
Fake friends: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
True friends: Call your parents DAD/MOM
Fake friends: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
True friends: Would sit next to you saying "Wow ... we messed up ... but that was fun!"
Fake friends: Never seen you cry.
True friends: Cry with you.
Fake friends: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
True friends: Keep your stuff so long they forget its yours.
Fake friends: Know a few things about you.
True friends: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.
Fake friends: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
True friends: Will kick the whole crowd's butt that left you.
Fake friends: Would knock on your front door.
True friends: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"
Fake friends: Are for a while.
True friends: Are for life.
Fake friends: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
True friends: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Drink the rest of that...you know we don't have things like that go to waste."
Fake friends: Will talk bad to the person who talks bad things about you.
True friends: Will knock them out.
Fake friends: Will read this.
True friends: Will steal this, just like I did XD