About Me

My name is Ino Yamanaka. And I'M THE SEXIEST KUNOICHI IN ALL THE WORLD!!! I have LONG, GORGEOUS BLONDE HAIR. And SPARKLING KRYSTAL BLUE EYES! ALL THE BOYS WANT ME! But the only one that i like is SASUKE!!! *giggle* *giggle*
AHHHHH!!! I JUST CAN'T WAIT TILL HE FINALLY KISSES ME, WHICH SHOULDN'T TAKE TOO LONG. CUZ, WELL, I'M BEAUTIFUL! AS YOU CAN TELL! *giggle* *giggle*



Anyway, BESIDES MY ENVIESS BEAUTY, *giggle* *giggle* there is one person I CAN'T STAND! And that is BILL-BROAD BROW!

Well, her real name is Sakura Haruno. But I call her Bill-Broad Brow, cuz of that freak of a forehead. Seriously, i mean like, her forehead is like, bigger then like, my boobs! And THAT'S SAYING ALOT! And she SO ANNOYING TOO! All she does is CRY! And she is a STUPID KNOW-IT-ALL! AHHH, I just get SOO MAD just think about her and that GIANT forehead. Oh, and she has NO FREINDS!


Believe it or not, I used to be freinds with Sakura. Yes, i know, how can I be FRIENDS with such a freak like her! But i WAS. It'll all started one day after ninja training...

"Hey, are you okay?" Sakura then wiped the tears off of her eyes.

"Hey, i'm talking to you!" I said while bending down near her.

"Hey, Bill-Board Brow!" sakura began to cry even more.

"Sorry!" I thought, well at least i got her attention.

"Your name is Sakura Haruno, right?"

"Uh-huh..."

"That's a pretty name."

"Th-thanks..."

"My name is Ino Yamanaka."

"I-I like your name to-too..."

"Thanks."

"So do they call you Bill-Board Brow, cuz of that freaky forehead you have?" She started to cry again.

"Sorry, just wondering."

"It may be hard to beleive but, i used to be teased, too."

"Re-really? Y-you Mis-miss p-popular?"

"Yeah..."

"What did they call you?" Finally she STOPED crying.

"Ino-pig..." Then she started LAUGHING at me!

"Hey, i wouldn't be laughing with that big forehead of yours!" She cried, AGAIN!

"H-how d-did Y-YOU st-stop t-the t-teaseing?"

"I become popular." I said while turning my head and smiling.

"How?"

"What? You don't know how to BE popular?"

"No..." She said while looking down.

"Well, some of it you have to be BORN with it. LIKE ME!"

"Oh... is that it?"

"No, silly! Of course not!"

"Really?"

INO
"Sakura-now that we're friends, I've decided to
make you my new project."

SAKURA
"You really don't have to do that"

INO
I know. That's what makes me so nice!
Whenever I see someone
Less fortunate than I
And let's face it - who isn't
Less fortunate than I?
My tender heart
Tends to start to bleed
And when someone needs a makeover
I simply have to take over
I know I know exactly what they need
And even in your case
Tho' it's the toughest case I've yet to face
Don't worry - I'm determined to succeed
Follow my lead
And yes, indeed
You will be:

Popular!
You're gonna be popular!
I'll teach you the proper ploys
When you talk to boys
Little ways to flirt and flounce
I'll show you what shoes to wear
How to fix your hair
Everything that really counts

To be popular
I'll help you be popular!
You'll hang with the right cohorts
You'll be good at sports
Know the slang you've got to know
So let's start
'Cause you've got an awfully long way to go:

Don't be offended by my frank analysis
Think of it as personality dialysis
Now that I've chosen to be come a pal, a
Sister and adviser
There's nobody wiser
Not when it comes to popular -
I know about popular
And with an assist from me
To be who you'll bee
Instead of dreary who-you-were: are:
There's nothing that can stop you
From becoming popu-
Ler: lar:

La la la la
We're gonna make
You popular

When I see depressing creatures
With unprepossessing features
I remind them on their own behalf
To think of
Celebrated heads of state or
Specially great communicators
Did they have brains or knowledge?
Don't make me laugh!

They were popular! Please -
It's all about popular!
It's not about aptitude
It's the way you're viewed
So it's very shrewd to be
Very very popular
Like me!

Why, Sakura, look at you. You're beautiful.

SAKURA
I - I have to go:

INO
You're welcome!
And though you protest
Your disinterest
I know clandestinely
You're gonna grin and bear it
Your new found popularity
La la la la
You'll be popular -
Just not as quite as popular
As me!






So that's how it went, and I helped her become popular. Well, just not as popular as ME!

We were best freinds from then on!


Untill one day............................................................................


Then *giggle* *giggle* SASUKE *giggle* *giggle*, came! I started liking Sasuke since the first day i saw his gorgeous brown hair! LIKE MINE! Only i have GORGEOUS BLONDE HAIR! Anyway, THEN SHE started to LIKE HIM! Uh-uh! And then we soped being friends... ALL BECAUSE SHE COULN'T FACE IT, THAT SASUKE LIKE ME BEST!

And that is basicaly my life story. Ta-ta for now!

Sincerly,
Ino