Epic Feels Like Saying;

For the next 60 seconds
we will be conducting the
emegergency broadcast system.
In the event of a real emergency,
this system will
instruct you on where to go,
& how to proceed it.
If a nuclear bomb is dropped,
hide under your desk.
If there's a tornado,
grab your dog Toto.
If you fall in a hole,
ignore the rabbits.
If there's terrorists,
make up a war.
A bir in the hand is
worth one in the pie.
You made your bed,
now lie in it.
When life gives you lemons,
hide.

These
are
my
last
words
 
 

Quit