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Introducer: Ahhh...where to begin... f** it, imma start this off the best way i kno how.Sup folks! U r at the profile page of, let me check... Lyrics..something...
iRisenLyrics: ehem.. *cough*...iRisenLyrics...*cough*
Introducer: Ahh yes iRisenLyrics can u come 2 the stage plz?
iRisenLyrics: Thanx for the great intro..
Introducer: Sure thing! I called u out here so u could tell us a little about urself! Start with ur name plz.
iRisenLyrics: Do i really have 2? i mean im not really fond of telling my real name and...
Introducer: Oh just tell it u snot-nosed--....
iRisenLyrics: 'cuse me?
Introducer: Just do it 4 the entertainment!
iRisenLyrics: Right, right, the entertainment...anyway...my real name is Michael
Introducer: Yes, yes go on...
iRisenLyrics: im 14 years old, uh i like sports like basketball and football, im straight as a sidewalk so no fags plz, i like donuts not donut stix. And...well i can rap a little but i never really finish the raps i write down...
Introducer: *Yawns* boring.. Let's spice it up a little!
iRisenLyrics: Bytch u asked 2 tell about myself so dont cut me off u little b*****d!
Introducer: i'm jus trying not 2 bore the audience. Let's talk about women!
iRisenLyrics: w8 wat?
Introducer: u kno women! nice soft skin, nice squishy...
iRisenLyrics: um... what u r about 2 hear isnt appropriate for children under the age of 13, so id suggest u ignore this line...
Introducer: the mysteries of the female body. id like 2 get 1 alone in a room sumwhere.
iRisenLyrics:...I think thats enough. The young ladies r getting kind of mad...
Introducer: hm? wat?
iRisenLyrics: i think i should go.. but b4 that...let me finish explaining ME and not WOMEN, u dumbass introducer.
IRisenLyrics: as i was saying...(introducer screams in background)...he had it coming. and i am currently single as a slice of cheese! not asking 4 a relationship tho.i like hanging with my friends and not random ppl that jus come up 2 me with random topics. amazing aint it?
iRisenLyrics: And i think that concludes my little skit here. oh one more thing. the introducer is a REAL f**...<<....>>
Introducer: HEY i heard that!
iRisenLyrics: OK, well it waws MEANT to be heard!
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