About

Sasuke Uchiha[1][2][3]






(うちはサスケ, Uchiha Sasuke)
Debut
Manga Chapter #3
Anime Naruto Episode #1
Movie Naruto the Movie: Ninja Clash in the Land of Snow
Video Game Naruto: Clash of Ninja
OVA Find the Four-Leaf Red Clover!
Appears in Anime, Manga, Game and Movie
Voice Actors
English Yuri Lowenthal
Japanese Noriaki Sugiyama
Spanish Víctor Ugarte (Latin America)
French Christophe Hespel
Personal
Birthdate July 23
Gender Male
Age

* Part I: 12-13
* Part II: 15-16

Height

* Part I: 150.8 cm1.508 m
4.948 ft
59.37 in-153.2 cm1.532 m
5.026 ft
60.315 in
* Part II: 168 cm1.68 m
5.512 ft
66.142 in

Weight

* Part I: 42.2 kg93.035 lb-43.5 kg95.901 lb
* Part II: 52.2 kg115.081 lb

Blood type AB
Kekkei Genkai

* Sharingan
* Mangekyō Sharingan
* Blaze Release

Classification Missing-nin
Affiliation

* Konohagakure
* Otogakure
* Akatsuki

Team

* Team Kakashi
* Sound Four
* Taka

Clan Uchiha clan
Rank
Ninja Rank Genin
Ninja Registration 012606
Academy Grad. Age 12
Family

* Fugaku Uchiha (Father)
* Mikoto Uchiha (Mother)
* Itachi Uchiha (Brother)

Nature Type

* Fire
* Lightning
* Blaze

Jutsu

* Amaterasu
* Blaze Release: Kagutsuchi (Manga only)
* Body Flame Technique
* Body Shedding
* Chidori
* Chidori Current
* Chidori Senbon
* Chidori Sharp Spear
* Cursed Seal of Heaven
* Demonic Illusion: Shackling Stakes
* Fire Release: Dragon Fire Technique
* Fire Release: Great Dragon Fire Technique
* Fire Release: Great Fireball Technique
* Fire Release: Phoenix Sage Fire Technique
* Kirin
* Lion Combo
* Manipulated Shuriken Technique
* Manipulating Windmill Triple Blades
* Peregrine Falcon Drop (Anime only)
* Shadow Shuriken Technique
* Shadow of the Dancing Leaf
* Shield of Amaterasu (Manga only)
* Snake Authority Spell
* String Reeling Technique (Anime only)
* Strong Fist
* Summoning Technique (Hawks, Snakes)
* Summoning: Lightning Blade Creation
* Susanoo
* Sword of Kusanagi: Chidori Katana
* Tsukuyomi

Weapons

* Fūma Shuriken
* Sword of Kusanagi
* Sword of Kusanagi

Sasuke Quotes

* (To Team 7) "My name is Sasuke Uchiha. I hate a lot of things, and I don't particularly like anything. What I have is not a dream, because I will make it a reality. I'm going to restore my clan, and kill a certain someone."
* (To Naruto) "Just shut up for once! What the hell do you know about it?! It's not like you ever had a family in the first place! You were on your own right from the beginning, what makes you think you know anything about it?! Huh?! I'm suffering now because I had those ties, how on earth could you possibly understand, what it feels like to lose all that?!"[20]
* (To Naruto, while activating the second level of his Cursed Seal) "It's true you were special... However... I am even more special than you!"[21]
* (To Naruto) "I spared your life on a whim, nothing more. But this time, my whim is telling me, to finish what I started..."
* (To Itachi) "Let this thunder, herald your end."[22]
* (To his team) "We are no longer "Hebi"... From now on, our group will be known as "Taka"... And our one goal is... to destroy Konoha."[23]
* (To Madara) "If you think I'm just a foolish kid ruled by his emotions, that's fine. Following Itachi's path would be childish, the whispering of fools who don't know hatred. If anyone else tries to ridicule the way I live, I'll slaughter everyone they ever cared about. And then maybe they'll understand what it's like to taste... a little of my hatred."
* (To Gaara) "I have long since closed my eyes... My only goal is in the darkness."[24]
* (To Team Kakashi) "I finally... I finally got my first bit of revenge for Itachi. I killed one of the Konoha elders here... The one called Danzō. I've never felt anything like it. It's like the disgrace of the Uchiha clan is being cleansed. Like I'm separating the Uchiha clan from the rotten ninja world. You might even say it's what Konoha always wanted. You always repudiated the Uchiha clan, so now we will disappear from your memories just like you always wanted. When I kill everyone in Konoha! By severing the bond, we will be purified! That will be the true revival of the Uchiha clan!"[25]
* (To Naruto) "Naruto... it's too late, nothing you can say will change me! I'm going to kill you and every last person in your beloved village! It's time to make your choice! Kill me and become a hero, or die at my hand and become another one of my victims!"[26]

Cosplay List:


Naruto (sage/ 9 tailed)
Sasuke (both forms)
Gaara
Shikamaru
Itachi/ Pein/ Tobi (soon i need coat)
Neji (shippuden only)

Read it, memorize it, eat it.
Emo doesn't mean u cut.
Emo doesn't mean ur gay.
Emo doesn't mean ur suicidal.
Emo is real.
Emo is people.
Emo is everything.
Emo is a label.
Emo is being free.
Free to be you.
Free to express.
Free to tell everyone to f*** off!!
Emo is just a word
.-EMOS-
*Are not cry babies
*Do not always wear black
*Can be very nice people
*Don't always cut themselves
*Are not always depressed
*Can be happy too
*Are normal people just like you
(Put this on your profile if you agree with this.)
╔═╦══╦═╗ PUT THIS ON UR PAGE
║╩╣║║║║║ IF YOU ARE OR SUPORT
╚═╩╩╩╩═╝ EMOS!!!
and if u think other wise go die...your the reason im emo!!!

*Kiss on the check: Were friends
*Kiss on the stomach: Im ready
*Kiss on the forehead: I hope were together forever
*Kiss on the temple: I like u
*Kiss on the neck: We belong together
*Kiss on the shoulder: I want u
*Kiss on the lips: I love u
*Playing around with ur hair: Cant live without u
*Holding hands: Happiness
*Arms around waist: U are mine i need u
*Hug: I care
*Smiling at each other: I like u
*Wink: Flirtation
*Looking around: Hiding true feelings
*Tender kisses on the side of the lips: Ur smile
*Wetting ur lips: Waiting for a kiss
*Teardrops: Im loosing u
*Crys: I lost u

A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK " "When I grew up I was BLACK, " "When I'm sick I'm BLACK, " "When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, " "When I'm cold I'm BLACK, " "When I die I'll be BLACK." "But you sir." "When you are born you're PINK". "When you grow up you're WHITE, " "When you're sick, you're GREEN, " "When you go in the sun you turn RED, " "When you're cold you turn BLUE, " "And when you die you turn PURPLE. "And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away.. Put this on your page if you HATE racism

you have to read this Boy: I missed you at school today, why weren't you there? Girl: Yeah, I had to go to the doctor. Boy: Oh really? Why? Girl:Oh nothing, annual shots, thats all. Boy: Oh. Girl- So what did we do in math today? Boy- You didn't miss anything that great.......just lots of notes. Girl- Ok, good. Boy- Yeah Girl- Hey, I have a question...... Boy- Ok, ask away. Girl-........How much do you love me? Boy- You know I love you more than anything. Girl- Yeah..... Boy- Why do you ask? Girl-................>silence<.......... Boy- Is something wrong? Girl- No, nothing at all. Boy- Ok, good. Girl- ..............How much do u care about me? Boy- I would give you the world in a heartbeat if I could. Girl- You would? Boy- Yeah.........of course I would >sounding worried< is there something wrong? Girl- No, everything is fine...... Boy- Are you sure? Girl- Yeah. Boy- Ok.......I hope so. Girl- ..............Would you die for me? Boy- I would take a bullet for you anyday, hunny. Girl- Really? Boy- Anyday. Now seriously, is there something wrong? Girl- No, I'm fine, your fine, we're fine, everyones fine. Boy- ............Ok. If your sure. Girl-......................Well, I have to go. I'll see you tomorrow at school. Boy- Alright, bye. I LOVE YOU. Girl- Yeah, I love you to, bye. THE NEXT DAY AT SCHOOL: Boy- Hey, have you seen my girlfriend today? Friend- No Boy- Oh. Ok. Friend- She wasn't here yesterday either. Boy- I know, she was acting all wierd on the phone last night. Friend- Well dude, you know how girls are sometimes. Boy- Yeah........but not her. Friend- I don't know what else to say, man. Boy- Ok, well I gotta get to english, I'll see you after school. Friend- Yeah, I gotta get to science, talk to you later. THAT NIGHT: -ring- -ring- -ring- -ring- Girl- Hello? Boy- Hey. Girl- Oh, hi. Boy- Why weren't you at school today? Girl- Uh.......I had another doctor appointment. Boy- Are you sick? Girl- ..................Um I have to go, my mom's calling on my other line. Boy- I'll wait. Girl- It may take a while, I'll call you later. Boy-........Alright, I love you hunny. very long pause< Girl- (with tear in her eye) Look, I think we should break up. Boy- What? Girl- Its the best thing for us right now. Boy- Why? Girl- I love you. click< THE GIRL DOESNT COME TO SCHOOL FOR 3 MORE WEEKS, AND DOESNT ANSWER HER PHONE. Boy- Hey dude. Friend- Hey. Boy- Whats up? Friend- Nothing much. Hey have you talked to your ex lately? Boy- No. Friend- So you didn't hear? Boy- Hear what? Friend- Um, well, I don't know if I should be the one to tell you...... Boy- Dude, tell me! Friend- Uh....call this number....433-555-3468 Boy- Ok............ BOY CALLS NUMBER AFTER SCHOOL -ring- -ring- -ring- Voice- Hello, Suppam County Hospital, this is nurse Beckam. Boy- Uh.......I must have the wrong number, I'm looking for my friend. Voice- What is her name, sir? (boy gives info) Voice- Yes, this is the right number, she is one of our patients here. Boy- really? Why? What happened? How is she? Voice- Her room number is ..646, in building A, suite 3. Boy- WHAT HAPPENED?! Voice- Please come by sir and you can see her, goodbye. Boy- WAIT! NO! *dial tone* BOY GOES TO HOSPITAL, AND TO ROOM ..646, BUILDING A, SUITE 3. GIRL IS LYING IN THE HOSPITAL BED. Boy- Oh my God! Are you ok? Girl- .................. Boy- Sweetie! Talk to me! Girl- I.......... Boy- You what? YOU WHAT? Girl- I have cancer and I'm on life support. Boy- .....................>breaks into tears<...................... Girl- They're taking me off tonight. Boy- Why? Girl- I wanted to tell you but I couldn't. Boy- Why not? Girl- I didn't want to hurt you. Boy- You could never hurt me sweetheart. Girl- I just wanted to see if you felt about me as the same I felt about you. Boy- ? Girl- I love you more than anything, I would give you the world in a heartbeat. I would die for you and take a bullet for you. Boy- ........... Girl- Don't be sad, I love you, and I'll always be here with you. Boy- Then why'd you break up with me? Nurse- Young man, visiting hours are over. BOY LEAVES, GIRL IS TAKEN OFF LIFE SUPPORT, AND DIES. But what the boy didn't know is that the girl only asked him those questions so she could hear him say it one last time, and she only broke up with him because she knew she only had 3 more weeks to live, and thought it would cause him less pain and give him time to get over her before she died. NEXT DAY The boy is found dead with a gun in his hand..with a note in the other... THE NOTE SAID:I told her I would take a bullet for her....just like she said she would die for me...

A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycleGirl: Slow down I'm scaredGuy: No this is funGirl: No its not please its to scaryGuy: then tell me you love meGirl: I love you slow downGuy: Now give me a big hugShe gave him a big hugGuy: Can you take off my helmet & put it on yourself its bothering me.In the newspaper the next day a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the breaks were broke he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live even if it meant that he would die. If you would do the same for the person you love copy this in your profile

BOY: I love her more than the air i breath GIRL: well im always here for you. BOY: I know. GIRL:What's wrong? BOY: I like her so much. GIRL: Talk to her. BOY: I don't know. She wont even like me. GIRL: Don't say that. You're amazing. BOY:I just want her to know how I feel. GIRL:Then tell her. BOY: She wont like me. GIRL: How do you know that? BOY: I can just tell. GIRL: Well just tell her. BOY: What should I say? GIRL: Tell her how much you like her. BOY: I tell her that daily. GIRL: What do you mean? BOY: I'm always with her. I love her. GIRL: I know how you feel. I have the same problem. But he'll never like me. BOY: Wait. Who do you like? GIRL: Oh some boy. BOY:Oh... she won't like me either. GIRL: She does. BOY: How do you know? GIRL: Because, who wouldn't like you? BOY: You. GIRL: You're wrong, I love you. BOY: I love you too. GIRL: So are you going to talk to her? BOY: I just did. ♥ GIRLS- If you think this is sweet, post it to ur page. GUYS- If u are man enough and have balls to say this to a chick, post it to ur page

The Kiss



1. Kiss on the hand = I adore you

2. Kiss on the cheek = I just want to be friends

3. Kiss on the neck = I want you

4. Kiss on the lips = I love you

5. Kiss on the ears = I am just playing

6. Kiss anywhere else = lets not get carried away

7. Look in your eyes = kiss me

8. Playing with your hair = I can't live without you

9. Hand on your waist = I love you to much to let you go



The Three Steps



1. Girls If any guys gets fresh with you, slap him.

2. Guys If any girl slaps you, her intentions are still good.

3. Guys & Girls Close your eyes when kissing, it is rude to stare.



The Commandments



1. Thou shall not squeeze too hard.

2. Thou shall not ask for a kiss, but take one.

3. Thou shall kiss at every opportunity.



Here are a few reasons why guys like girls



1. They will always smell good even if its just shampoo

2. The way they call you after you just had a big fight.

3. The way she says 'lets not fight anymore' even though you know that an

hour later....

4. The way they kiss when you do something nice for them

5. The way they kiss you when you say 'I love you'

6. Actually ... just the way they kiss you...

7. The way they fall into your arms when they cry

8. Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly

9. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt

10. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt. (even though we don't

admit it)!

11. The way they say 'I miss you'

12. The way you miss them

13. The way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn't

hurt her anymore.....

This happened to someone I know and It pisses me off that someone would do this

Guy- "Can we have sex right now? Girl- "Can we do what?" Guy- "You know, can I be your first, finally?" Girl- "Um...no." Guy- "Why?" Girl- "Because, 1. you have a girlfriend, who happens to be my friend..." Guy- "So, if you don't tell, I won't tell." Girl- "Besides that, I'm waiting for someone special. Someone that I want to be with for the rest of my life to be my first." Guy- "I'm not special to you?" Girl- "You're my friend. That's all." Guy- looks forward and keeps driving. 25 minutes pass... Guy- starts to run his hand up the girl's thigh. Girl- moves his hand, "Don't touch me.". Guy- tries to kiss her. Girl- screams, "Would you stop." Guy- continues trying. Girl- moves to the back seat Guy- parks on an abandoned street and gets in the backseat with the girl. Starts to kiss her. Girl- pushes him off and scoots over, "Please, don't do this." Guy- "Don't do what, I know you want it, I can see it in your eyes." Moves over to her and starts to unbutton her pants. Girl- pushes him harder and says, "No, don't." Guy- getting aggravated, punches her and tells her to stop "playing hard to get". Girl- crying, continues to fight. Guy- punches her harder, pulls her pants off, and holds her down. Girl- screams as he penetrates her, "NO, please don't do this to me!" Guy- puts his hand over her mouth. An hour passes... Guy- pulls back and wipes himself off. Girl- sits on the corner of the seat, crying. Guy- looks at her and says, "You better not tell anybody about this. If you're really my friend, you won't tell anybody about this. You know I love you." He reaches out his hand to touch her cheek. Girl- pulls back, "Just take me home, now." Guy- says, "Alright." Gets in the front seat and drives her home. 2 months later... Girl- "Doctor, what's wrong with me. I haven't had my time of the month in 2 months." Doctor- looks at her, "You haven't been having your "time" for a reason." Girl- looks at him and says, "Why?" dreading the answer that she was sure to receive. Doctor- "You are pregnant." Girl- faints. The story gets out that she is pregnant, and people start looking to the Guy. He claims that it isn't his because she was sleeping with every guy in the school(which was a lie). He goes to her and tells her, "I'm telling you, if you lie to people and say that I raped you, I'll kill you." The Girl is completely devastated. First, he took her virginity and got her pregnant...then he lied about it. So completely depressed...the girl commits suicide by drug overdose... Girls, if this story touched you, put this on your profile under "No means no" Guys, if this story pisses you off, put this on your profile under "I'll kill any ******** who does this to my girl or any girl"


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