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Cartman attends South Park Elementary as part of Mr. Garrison's fourth grade class. Cartman and the other main child characters were in the third grade. He is an only child being raised by Liane Cartman, a promiscuous single parent who, despite exhibiting female characteristics and commonly being referred to as "Cartman's mom", is actually an intersexual who fathered Cartman, and the identity of his true birth mother has never been revealed.

Amongst the show's main child characters, Cartman is distinguished as "the fat one", and his obesity has been a continuing source of insults from other characters throughout the show's run. Cartman is frequently portrayed as an antagonist or villain whose actions set in motion the events serving as the main plot of an episode. Other children and classmates are alienated by Cartman's insensitive, racist, lazy, misogynistic, wildly insecure, and bigoted behavior, but are occasionally influenced by his obtrusive, manipulative, and propagandist antics. Fearing for his reputation after losing a fight to Wendy Testaburger in the season 12 episode "Breast Cancer Show Ever", Cartman received several assurances from numerous classmates that their opinion of him was already at the point where it could not have gotten any lower.

Kyle, who is Jewish, is often the recipient of the slander and anti-Semitic insults expressed by Cartman. The two have shared an enmity since the show's beginnings, and their rivalry has become significantly more pronounced as the series has progressed, with Cartman even routinely exposing Kyle to physical endangerment. Parker and Stone have compared the relationship to the one shared by Archie Bunker and Michael Stivic on the 1970s sitcom All in the Family. Kyle has a tendency to make what he thinks are safe bets with Cartman, and often loses these bets when the improbable actions promised by Cartman are accomplished. Cartman's motivation in this regard is not merely monetary gain, but an obsession with scoring a victory over Kyle, a fixation that ultimately played a major part in a subplot to the three-part episode "Imaginationland." Cartman's resentment of Stan is usually reserved for when Cartman proudly exclaims his hatred for both Stan and Kyle as a duo, and his contempt for Stan as an individual is usually limited to his annoyance with Stan's sensitivity, affection for animals, and the relationship Stan shares with Wendy.

Cartman constantly teases Kenny for being poor, and derides Kenny's family for being on welfare. He will also use an awkward pause during a conversation as an opportunity to casually remind Kenny that he hates him. Kenny has indicated that he maintains a friendship with Cartman solely out of pity. Cartman's mischievous treatment of Butters Stotch, and the relationship the duo shares has received significant focus in the more recent seasons of the series. This is due in large part to Parker favoring the screen time they share together, claiming the scenes are the ones he most enjoys writing.

Several episodes center around Cartman's greed and his get-rich-quick schemes, although his numerous attempts to obtain wealth generally fail. His extreme disdain for hippies serves to satirize the counterculture of the 1960s and its influence in contemporary society while also mirroring Parker's real-life hatred of hippies. Though the act is customarily performed by Stan or Kyle, Cartman will occasionally reflect on the lessons he has attained during the course of an episode with a speech that often begins with "You know, I've learned something today..."

PUT THE DOLLAR IN THE BOX!

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Lucian Crozier Report | 11/22/2009 11:12 am
Lucian Crozier
Oh same here. DAMN HIPPIES TRYING TO LAG US OUT!
J0NNlE Report | 11/14/2009 9:05 am
J0NNlE
-laughs-
What merchandise is there?!
J0NNlE Report | 11/13/2009 7:57 pm
J0NNlE
-pokes, finger sinking into-
Big boned my a**. You're fat.
J0NNlE Report | 11/13/2009 7:02 pm
J0NNlE
......o_o
Hi fatshorty! 8D
NumaNeko Report | 11/12/2009 10:52 pm
NumaNeko
/Sighs, pinching the bridge of his nose./
I doubt it was stolen..
/Smirks, looking around/
Kyle-Jew Boy Report | 11/12/2009 5:02 pm
Kyle-Jew Boy
B|

That's what I thought.
NumaNeko Report | 11/12/2009 5:52 am
NumaNeko
Dude, I so gave you that Nintendo Game!
Kyle-Jew Boy Report | 11/11/2009 9:41 pm
Kyle-Jew Boy
..

What?
What's so funny, fat a**?
D<
Kyle-Jew Boy Report | 11/11/2009 2:56 pm
Kyle-Jew Boy
>[
If any one is stupid around here, it's you.
NumaNeko Report | 11/11/2009 1:56 pm
NumaNeko
Whatever, Cartman.
So, dude.
Can I have my video game back?