All About The Amazing Almighty Eddy

Eddy is the unofficial leader of the Eds, coming up with plans to scam the other cul-de-sac children (usually charging a quarter) in order to purchase their favourite confectionery; jawbreakers. However, their scams usually fail, either by being destroyed, unpopular, abandoned or resulting in the cul-de-sac children asking for refunds. Though he comes up with the scams by himself, he does not participate in the construction, meaning Edd and Ed must build by themselves, though Ed often accidentally destroys them.
In seasons 1–4, Eddy wears a yellow bowling shirt with a horizontal red stripe and purple collar, red shoes and light blue jeans with a wallet chain hanging from his left pocket. In seasons 5–6 and in the special episodes "Ed, Edd n Eddy's Jingle Jingle Jangle" and "The Eds are Coming, the Eds are Coming", he wears a jacket that resembles his original shirt closely. However, in Ed, Edd n Eddy's Big Picture Show, Eddy wears his original shirt. He is short and mostly bald, with only three long hairs on his head. It has been revealed that his middle name is Skipper.
Eddy is a greedy, ill-tempered con artist and loudmouth, the self-appointed leader of the Eds and one of the main protagonists of the series.[3] He goes to great lengths to scam the other kids out of their money, even at the expense of his friends' credibility. His efforts are all in the pursuit of jawbreakers, which he loves as much as he does money. He is very sensitive about his short stature, suggesting that he may have a Napoleon complex. Eddy detests school, and more than once has tried to escape. His report card labels him a megalomaniac.[3] Eddy loves his retro styled room, complete with a lava lamp, a large round king-sized bed, a disco ball, and a record player. Eddy is mostly seen commanding the two Eds into building the scams while he usually does non-physical work or simply sits around. It is shown that Eddy cannot learn from his mistakes; on several occasions, he taunts and insults Sarah to the point where she loses her temper and attacks him. He is incredibly selfish, caring for only the well-being of himself and acquiring jawbreakers, even choosing them over his friends. Despite his typically cruel treatment of them, it is shown on multiple occasions that he does indeed care about Ed and Edd and consider them his best friends. He is also a tragic character on the inside since his behavior came from the abuse that he endured from his older brother. He keeps his bad character until the end of the movie when he learns from his past and gives up his old ways for true friendship.
Eddy is extremely selfish and cares about no one but himself. He spends an extensive amount of time working on his own interests and tries his hardest to earn more money. Most likely due to his personality, he is not treated well and serves as a social outcast. He is the most despised out of the three Eds and is bitter rivals with Kevin. Eddy is extremely narcissistic, and is often admires himself in mirrors and compliments on how "good looking" he is. He is extremely greedy and constantly tries to earn money with scams in order to buy jawbreakers, to the point that he even sacrifices his friends for money or jawbreakers, though he does truly care for his two best friends.
All of Eddy's traits come from his older brother (referred to as "Eddy's Brother," or "Big Bro" by Eddy), who used to set up scams like Eddy, although it is known that he was very successful and popular. Eddy sees his brother as a role model and tries to become popular like him, but has failed multiple times, which is one of the reasons why he does not fit in. However, it is revealed in Ed, Edd n Eddy's Big Picture Show that Eddy is just sad and misunderstood, living in the shadow of his older brother, and that everything about his brother were lies he made up to "look cool," and regrets all of the scams and mistakes he made. At the end of the film, he changes his ways and is accepted by the cul-de-sac children, even his rival Kevin.
 

Eddy

II Eddy Kanker II's avatar

Birthday: 07/12

What I'm Scammin' For

Stalkers Words -Most Likely Lee Kanker-

View All Comments

C A I F E Report | 07/07/2012 6:13 am
C A I F E
"Where are you, you damned little cutie!?!?! I've been waiting for you at make-out point for hours...I mean, I gave you five bucks 'n all..." -Her foot tapped impatiently, as she held a payphone, leaving messages on Eddy's home answering machine, trying to get him to pick up. Finally she slammed down the line and walked over to one of the many rocks, leaning her chin on her hands. Her bottom lip jutted out, a single tear running down her cheek.- "Am I that repulsive...?" -She muttered to herself, though she'd never let anyone see her this vulnerable, she was inside, a woman after all. She thought growing up into teenagers would finally get Eddy to notice her how she wanted. But he still ignored her, still avoided her. She tried everything...she felt like, giving up.-

My Awesome-ness

yum_burger Eddy yum_burger
Hey dudes, it's Eddy here, hiding from Lee like usual...I still don't know how she keeps finding her way into my house...help?

User Image

 

Stalkers

 
picture
C A I F E

Lee:"Oh hi Eddy~♥ How's my favourite lil cutie?"

Eddy:"Oh, er, umm..Lee..how did you get in my bedroom this time...?"

Eddy:"Lee..you look..different I can't quite put my finger on it..but, I'm not as scared as I was before."