now...i took some things from the demotivators sight
The secret to success is knowing who to blame for your failures.
Let's agree to respect each others views, no matter how wrong yours may be.
There are no stupid questions, but there are a LOT of inquisitive idiots
There is no greater joy than soaring high on the wings of your dreams, except maybe the joy of watching a dreamer who has nowhere to land but in the ocean of reality.
It's lonely at the top, but it's comforting to look down upon everyone at the bottom
At some point, hanging in there just makes you look like an even bigger loser.
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
It takes 43 muscles to frown and 17 to smile, but it doesn't take any to just sit there with a dumb look on your face
It's amazing how much easier it is for a team to work together
when no one has any idea where they're going
No single raindrop believes it is to blame for the flood.[
It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others
Before you attempt to beat the odds, be sure you could survive the odds beating you.
Every dark cloud has a silver lining, but lightning kills hundreds of
people each year who are trying to find it.
It's over, man. Let her go
Power corrupts. Absolute power corrupts absolutely. But it rocks absolutely, too.
Hundreds of years from now, it will not matter what my bank account was, the sort of house I lived in, or the kind of car I drove... But the world may be different because I did something so bafflingly crazy that my ruins become a tourist attraction
Hard work often pays off after time, but laziness always pays off now.
Love is in the air. And it's pooping on my head.(it has a picture of a buncha doves flying in the shape of a heart)
Your role may be thankless, but if you're willing to give it your all, you just might bring success to those who outlast you
Minds are like parachutes. Just because you've lost yours doesn't mean you can borrow mine.
Quitters never win, winners never quit, but those who never win AND never quit are idiots
Some people dream of success, while other people live to crush those dreams.
The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower
When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. Unless it's really a meteorite hurtling to the Earth which will destroy all life. Then you're pretty much hosed no matter what you wish for. Unless it's death by meteor.
hehe..i laugh at these things alot..(these aren't all...there's a lot more...hehe...)
took a couple of quizzes and this is wat i got:Take the Magic: The Gathering 'What Color Are You?' Quiz.Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?Final Fantasy 7What age should you really be?You should be anywhere from 20-40'sYou are very busy with either school, work or just another time taker upper. haha. You would really enjoy some time off...maybe you should try and take some once in a while?What type of dog are you?You are a border collie!You are very energetic and love to be out and about with family and friends. Your friends love your spunk, and you bring life to the party.Whats your inner animal?EagleYour a Eagle!! Your a wise person who thinks almost all of their plans through quickly and and make the best reasult for u and those around you. People enjoy your company, but are sometimes suprised by how intense you can become when you are challenged.
Which force of nature are you most likeSnowYou fall slowly in the wind? NO WAY! You are independent and unique. You are creative and love hanging with people. They love hangin' with you. You are somewhat mysterious which draws more people into your brilliant glow.
okay, i took another test and picked the oposite of everything..so basically my opposite is: TsunamiYou take your time to agree with people who are pushy. You enjoy messin' around with your friends and having fun. You normally are rather calm, but once you get goin', people are wise to let you through. You love being yourself and normally don't give in to peer pressure.
What Kind of Bird are youHummingbirdYAY!!! You're a Hummingbird! Their super interesting and everyone thinks so too. You love flowers (well hummingbirds do) and you go on your own pace and don't need to follow others! C:
Whats your inside abilitythe animal your an animal! you act wild like a monkey, yet dark like a wolf. you can have a mixture of moods, but are also very curious like a cat. you have a wonderful sense of taste when it comes to style and other people think your a bit .....um....'coo-coo' but they really just want to know more about you.
How mysterious are you?Not mysterious at all!You're the exact opposite of mysterious, telling everyone what's on your mind at that moment. You want everyone to like you and know as much about you as possible, even if that does mean you sometimes repeat yourself. Just don't get too carried away, as some people don't like others who are so 'in your face'!