About

well my name's derek and i live in a freak infested hillbilly town in michigan and i go to the crappiest school in the world. i'm about the coolest guy in the world. i got a few friends but they're all a bunch of idiots so mostly i just hang out with my woman. i love tractors and i can't stand tommy. you're probably wonderin why i love to make fun of that kid so much. thats like askin why do cows eat grass, cause it's so damn easy, man. he's such a moron it's unbelievable. last year me and some others guys i know had summerschool with tommy. it was great man. we spent the whole time makin fun of this kid. and most of the time he would just laugh along with us until he figured out we were talkin about him, it's so funny. i had the time of my life there.