NO WAI

Why in the ******** hell are about me sections so hard when you're writing about YOURSELF? I mean come on seriously-Even I have this problem! But yeah-I'm going to keep that rant two sentences short so I don't get myself pissed and hyped up on anger.My real name is..Well I don't feel like telling you,Instead call me Birdie,Dino,or iRawr.I'm a pansexual thirteen year old female with intelligence to boot.Also-I can have an attitude at times and I can also seem so guyish it's ******** scarey.I also have a mouth on me-Everyone does without it,we couldn't talk.But my mouth-It likes it when bad words come out of it.Anyway-I have a life that I found lurking in the dumpster behind Longs Drug Store.

Surprisingly the life came with a volunteer work/job thing at the library and helping my family out.Aint that a ******** bucket of gold? Tch-Yeah right. My family is annoying,My mother-A weirdo,My father-He's okay,gets pissed easily,though.And yes-Those are the only real family members I normally come in contact with.Other than that I'm in a nice secluded room where I can be on the computer and do 'stuff' without being interrupted.As of late I've had a lot of interruptions-It's getting me a bit pissed.But I deal with it,I have to deal with it,otherwise...Well if I didn't deal with it then I guess I technically wouldn't exist.But anyway...Oh did I mention I was a diabetic?

Well yeah-I am.Type ******** 1.The one without a "cure."And just because I do have type one does not mean I'm not chubby.I do have a bit of weight on me,but ya know what? I.Do.Not.Care.Generally I don't give a ******** how I appear-Honestly! Why look like a ******** model when I'm not a ******** model? I mean come on-How do you know if that model's nose is that straight,hm? Also go Keira Knightley,She has a nice face,and you know what? I LIKE HER ******** BOOBS YOU IDIOTS. SO WHAT IF SHE'S AN A CUP? I mean seriously-Is the media trying to ruin young girl's lives by subtly calling them fat assed ugly whores that need to change themselves to be liked?

Seriously-You know what media? Screw you with a ******** metal spoon.I hope you trip and fall out of a window and face plant into the cold hard concrete.Guh...Anyway-As I was saying,I'm on the chubby side,and ya know what? I like it-I rather be chubby than look like all the twigs the guys call girls around me.I also have thin blond hair-Again I don't care.I used to have nice thick hair,but due to some internal problems I had to get a radiation treatment and my hair thinned out.And no,I have not had cancer-It was another problem.I also don't have the best skin-and yes I do have pimples and zits,Oh well I'm working on it.I also have a droopy eye lid-Whoop de ******** do.

My eyes are also a blue green-no they don't magically switch colors because that's impossible.The only reason your eyes look blue at one point is because of the tint your shirt is bringing out the blue in your eyes-same for when your eyes turn green.And yes-My eyes do change tint when I wear different colored shirts.Anyway-I'm also somewhere in between 5'2''-5'4''.Not tall,not short.I'm average.Whoop de do.Holy cow-I've been talking a bit about myself and I'm not done yet...s**t-I don't even type this much up on my usual about me sections...Oh well-Such is life as they say...Maybe I should talk about interests next? I guess I will.

Well-I'm your average role playing anime fan.I don't do much when it comes to physical things,but I do love to swim.I love to role play different genres as well as animes,mangas,and movies.Anime can rule my life if it wanted to-so far it hasn't wanted to.I'm still waiting to get my letter back from anime...I have the whole series of Wolf's Rain and dot hack twilight on DVD.I also have Invader Zim-Which rocks by the way.Jhonen Vazquez is ******** awesome.I've yet to get my hands on JTHM,but I shall wait patiently for my parents' backs to turn so I can get it...Maybe after that I can get some lovely yaoi to add to my collection...

I'm a big fan of Yaoi just to let you know-and I do role play it.Boy x Boy is kinky/hot/sexy/etc-and I could careless if you like it or dislike it.I like it and that's all I care about.In my spare time I collect manga and plushies.I also hope that I can begin cosplaying-I have yet to because very few of my friends have even heard of the word anime.I only have two real friends-And you guys know who you are,I suggest not telling the whole world.I'm not a social person in real life-I get bitchy around people I don't know.When I am around people I know I'm usually a hyper active s**t head.And no-I'm not shy.I'm blunt and careless when around people I don't know.

Did I mention that I can also be random? Did I also mention I loath little kids? Honestly-Kids...Grow some balls and let go of mommy's hand-She's not going to be there all the time.And I'm serious-Well she might be there all the time-If you died at like...Four.But then again she'd probably be so depressed she'd attempt suicide and fail then become a low whore who reeks of booze twenty five hours a day.Also-I was once suicidal-But those days are behind me and I now see how foolish attempting suicide is.Seriously if I wanted to die that badly I'd find myself a nice rowdy gang to join and jump in the line of fire.That way I'd have help-And I wouldn't have people pitying me or passing down shame on me.

Oh yeah-I got off of the random topic...Opps.My mistake.But yeah-I'm random when I want to be and at the moment I'm using this randomness to think up what I'll write about next.But yeah-that's just the way it is.I'm not going to put up a whole bunch of random words because now that I realize it...Nothing's truly random.If you shout out a word that suddenly pops into your mind and awkward silence then laughing follows then you've just said something awkwardly and spontaneously funny.If you manage to pull this off-Good job,Kudos to you,Now GTFO my lawn before I call the bacon.<-See spontaneous-ness.It works...Sometimes.

I am also mistrusting of others. Don't get pissy at me for it-It's just the way I am. I've learned from past experiences, and from those I learned not to trust people easily. And if you're really curious as to why...Well you're just out of luck for I am not going to tell you. <- Fine example right there.

Anyway-I'm a great fan of metal.Metal is awesome-Something I can bang my head to without being called a freak.Sure-It still is odd to bang your head even at all-I mean seriously-Where's the invisible desk I should be smashing my head into? I'm also a fan of techno-Techno makes me happy and I can dance to it.Future raver and club goer right here people.I have managed myself into a few clubs-Well...Ones my old friends owned,but they've stopped talking to me...taking my calls...etc.But yeah-I must say it was fun-and sexy.Very kinkily sexy.Sweat,"Close dancing",and Awesome techno ******** yes.

I'm also a fan of other music.Japanese pop and rock are good,Some of my favorites being Malice Mizer and Se7en.I know-Malice Mizer isn't together anymore,but the bands that came from the other members are awesome.Take Moi Dix Mois for example-One freaking amazing band.By the way people-Mana rocks a**.I love him. Which reminds me of another band for some odd reason-Schwarz Stein.I love the key board effects. Go Hora you sexy devil you.I live off of music-If I didn't have my music a few people would probably be dead and myself in a psychiatric hospital.But yeah-That's all I feel like getting into which ends my about me.