fake friends: Never ask for food. true friends: are the reasons you have no food. fake friends: Call your parents Mr/Mrs true friends: Call your parents DAD/MOM fake friends: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. truefriends: Would sit next to you saying "Damn ... we f**k**ed up ... but that s**t was fun!" fake friends: never seen you cry. true friends: cry with you fake friends: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. true friends: keep your s**t so long they forget its yours. fake friends: know a few things about you. true friends: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you. fake friends: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. true friends: Will kick the whole crowds a** that left you. fake friends: Would knock on your front door. true friends: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!" fake friends: Are for a while. true friends: Are for life. fake friends: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough. true friends: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "b***h drink the rest of that you know we don't waste s**t." fake friends: will talk s**t to the person who talks s**t about you. true friends: Will knock them the f**k out fake friends: Will read this. true friends: Will steal this

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A kid asked Jesus… how much do you love me? Jesus replied,” I love you this much,” and he streched his arms to the cross and died for us. If you believe in God, put this on your holy profile

A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK " "When I grew up I was BLACK, " "When I'm sick I'm BLACK, " "When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, " "When I'm cold I'm BLACK, " "When I die I'll be BLACK." "But you sir." "When you are born you're PINK". "When you grow up you're WHITE, " "When you're sick, you're GREEN, " "When you go in the sun you turn RED, " "When you're cold you turn BLUE, " "And when you die you turn PURPLE. "And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away.. Put this on your page if you HATE racism

i am the ice cream man running over fat kids with my van when they hear my bell all the lil fat kid run so hard but they dont get far cause i keep a shot gun in my car!>:D

i fly like a butta fly sting like a bee i ******** witcho mama so it hurts when i...pee!

i not fred flinstone but i can make yo bed rock

my magic watch says u hav no clothes on...tia:yes i do!... me:damn it must be 15 minuts late

im not a jack a** im just a jerk!

w3hn ni99as dr4w w34p0ns u r3w0rd t0 th3m h4t4z

dont hate me cause im hot hate me cause ur gf thinks so

keep going

keep it up

almost there

1 left

lil more

wtf u doin down here stupid dooche bag go away no 1 told u to come down here

I LOVE YOU HAS EIGHT LETTERS BUT SO DOES BULLSHIT!

rawr/poke/i luv u:)

A peach is a peach A plum is a plum,A kiss isn'ta kiss Without some tongue.So open up your mouth close your eyes,and give your tongue some exercise!!! lmao

1. Kiss on the hand = I adore you 2. Kiss on the cheek = I just want to be friends 3. Kiss on the neck = I want you 4. Kiss on the lips = I love you 5. Kiss on the ears = I am just playing 6. Kiss anywhere else = lets not get carried away 7. Look in your eyes = kiss me 8. Playing with your hair = I can't live without you 9. Hand on your waist = I love you to much to let you go The Three Steps 1. Girls If any guys gets fresh with you, slap him. 2. Guys If any girl slaps you, her intentions are still good. 3. Guys & Girls Close your eyes when kissing, it is rude to stare. The Commandments 1. Thou shall not squeeze too hard. 2. Thou shall not ask for a kiss, but take one. 3. Thou shall kiss at every opportunity. Here are a few reasons why guys like girls 1. They will always smell good even if its just shampoo 2. The way they call you after you just had a big fight. 3. The way she says 'lets not fight anymore' even though you know that an hour later.... 4. The way they kiss when you do something nice for them 5. The way they kiss you when you say 'I love you' 6. Actually ... just the way they kiss you... 7. The way they fall into your arms when they cry 8. Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly 9. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt 10. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt. (even though we don't admit it)! 11. The way they say 'I miss you' 12. The way you miss them 13. The way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn't hurt her anymore.....

collin:is my imaginary red cow he can fly ,shoot milk,is a secret agaent, super hero,gowsta,he has aposable thumbs,a garaffe neck and eats metal and cookies XD

imma slash and gash and rip anouther whole in ur a** imma smeer blood on da walls and play tennis wit ur balls im the dennis suprise scoop out both of ur eyes

slapin da bitches ******** da hoes slap dat b***h rape dat hoe!

puple...keeps meh safe,make me retarded makes meh happy makes me enjoyable makes me cool makes me ranom makes me funny makes me hawt makes me wanna do sumthing horrible to ur bf hav u ever heard the word luv ? luvz color iz purple put dis on ur pro if u luv the cola purple and ambrase ur purplnis...:)XD

boom poof pewf taco bump purple kewl kool cool jerk

win 4 her,die for her,destroy anything that would try to harm her ,be her armer,love her kiss her lick hertickle her make her happy make her feel good bacause shes ur all and ull neer let her down because if u do u let urself down u let urself go u get bit and u stop u cant fite it u get pulled away from ur foolishnis and u wish u had her bak but she hates u now and u get runs put every step u take she moves 1 more mile farther away u stop and say i luv u 1 more time but all she does is say goodbye and turns her uve lost her well not all of her shes allways in ur heart no matter wat ( dont copy and paste me and tias poem!)

BRO IN LAW

95% of teens would cry if they saw Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montanna standing on the edge of a skyscrapper. Copy and Paste this if u r the 5% that would be screaming "JUMP b***h JUMP!"

hoe hoe hoe (me)"santa u hav no rite to call me a hoe >:O

╔═╦══╦═╗ ║╩╣║║║║║ ╚═╩╩╩╩═╝ Emos .♥.♥.♥. EMO doesn't mean you cut. EMO doesn't mean your gay. EMO doesn't mean your suicidal. EMO is real. EMO is people. EMO is everything. EMO is a label. EMO is being free. free to be you. free to express. free to tell everyone to f**k off!! EMO is just a word

SEX IS A SENSATION CAUSED BY TEMPTATION A GUY STIX HIS LOCATION IN A GIRLS DESTINATION TO INCREASE POPULATION OF NEXT GENERATION DO U GET MY EXPLANATION OR DO U NEED AN DEMONASTRATION

When she stares at your mouth [ Kiss her ] When she pushes you or hits you like a dumb a** cuz she thinks shes stronger than you [ Grab her and dont let go ] When she starts cursing at you trying to act all tuff [ Kiss her and tell her you love her ] When she's quiet [ Ask her whats wrong ] When she ignores you [ Give her your atten​tion ] When she pulls away [ Pull her back ] When you see her at her worst [ Tell her she's beaut​iful ] When you see her start​crying [Just hold her and dont say a word ] When you see her walking [ Sneak up and hug her waist from behind ] When she's scared [ Protect her ] When she steals your favorite hat [ Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night] When she teases you [ Tease her back and make her laugh ] When she doesn't answer for a long time [ reassure her that everything is okay ] When she looks at you with doubt [ Back yourself up ] When she says that she likes you [SHE REALLY DOES MORE THAN YOU COULD UNDER​STAND!!!] When she grabs at your hands [ Hold her's and play with her fingers ] When she bumps into you; [ bump into her back and make her laugh ] When she tells you a secret [ keep it safe and untold ] When she looks at you in your eyes [ dont look away until she does ] When she says it's over [ she still wants you to be hers ] When she reposts this bulletin [ she wants you to read it ] - Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything. - When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go - When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her because 10 yrs later she'll remember you - Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her Treat her like she's all that matters to you. - Stay up all night with her when she's sick. - Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think it's stupid. - Give her the world. - Let her wear your clothes. When she's bored and sad, hang out with her. - Let her know she's important. - Don't talk about other girls around her - Kiss her in the pouring rain. - When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is; "Whose a** am I kicking baby?"

O_O if i tell u i luv her i meen it O_O