I am a poison onto your soul. There is no antivenom, though hair of the dog is rumoured to stave off issues.

I'll add more later.

Abraham Lincoln shot first.

The car stopped on a dime, which unfortunately was in a pedestrian's pocket.

First there was nothing, so the lord gave us light. There was still nothing, but at least you could see it.

Do not taunt the Happy Fun Ball. If Happy Fun Ball starts to smoke, run away and take cover.

Go talk to that old weird guy at Dennys.

WORK IN PROGRESS: we're trying to hide another U.F.O. right here, so don't care about us - we're working for you.


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I'll probably shoot in a few crazy items in here. Meh.


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Kodama Hyosa Report | 04/04/2012 11:14 pm
Kodama Hyosa
No, see...i forgot the cayenne pepper. And there's nothing to watch, either.
Kodama Hyosa Report | 04/01/2012 1:45 pm
Kodama Hyosa
Oh dear god, sis. How about I fix up some perogies for you and throw an apple at your head for good measure? <3
Wireless Sex Report | 02/24/2012 8:19 am
Wireless Sex
Hey I thought that I would let you know
No one will buy your branches at the ridiculous
price that you have them at.
Kodama Hyosa Report | 02/21/2012 5:33 am
Kodama Hyosa
Eh, if I had more copies of items, I would sell some outfits....but I'm not that lucky.
Kodama Hyosa Report | 02/21/2012 5:26 am
Kodama Hyosa
If you sell an outfit, don't try selling any of the clothing items in that outfit on another.

So, is a one-shot. If you plan on using the item a second time as part of an outfit, buy one for the cheapest price you can.
Kodama Hyosa Report | 02/20/2012 8:20 am
Kodama Hyosa
Clothing is the worst to find. Especially a decent pair of pants and shoes. Accessories, hair, shirts....all easy to find. Anything else, good luck.
Kodama Hyosa Report | 02/19/2012 11:54 am
Kodama Hyosa
Oh the avi is rather cheap in comparison to what I would like. ^.^'
Kodama Hyosa Report | 02/19/2012 9:04 am
Kodama Hyosa
And a rather inexpensive one, too.

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A belief is just a thought you keep having

Black sheep are still sheep

A conclusion is simply where you stop thinking.

Alarm clocks kill dreams

You can't wake a person pretending to be asleep

An object at rest cannot be stopped


Do we know what an empty room really looks like?


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During the Asparagus Season, members are requested not to relieve themselves in the hatstand.

I found Nirvana. It was in my album collection.

My question is simply this: Are you menstruating?

Where in the Waste is the Wisdom?

Everybody looks brave holding a machine gun.

Fly is undone

Apparently my future self will think it's simply hilarious to send me cryptic text messages right before major life events.

The friend of your friend is your enemy.

The Earth is not enough.Let's take over the wholeSolar system!

Quick, while no one is looking!

Within 24 hours, something will happen to you.
Don't be afraid. It's the beginning of a story.

You're being lied to by yourself.

You see, without that little doohicky, the universe stops.

If being right is wrong,
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Only a true artist can fail to draw a perfect circle.

We learn from history that we do not learn anything from history.

Have you ever thought about
the 96hour day? There are four
corners of the world--24 hours
in a day. Ergo the 96 hour day.

Ever wonder why you haven't
gotten a 96 hour day yet?

Jesus loves you.
C'thulhu thinks you need much
more ketchup.

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Beware of falling hammers

Only you...
Can give the impression you
are an idiot.

You LIVE in that head?