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Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White---------because im just that smexy
Black---------because that's how I roll.
Pink-----------because I'm crazy.
Red-----------because the voices told me to.
Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green---------because I think I need some serious help.
Purple---------because I'm AWESOME!
Gray----------because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange--------because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
Brown---------because I can..
Other----------because I'm a Ninja!
None----------because I can't control myself!

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u woke up one morning and saw me in your bed laying next to u what would u do?

1) Go back to sleep
2) Slap me
3) let me sleep and talk a bath
4) Stop drinking so much
5) Just tell me to leave
6) Climb on top of me and cuddle......ohhh yea
7) F**k me.......yes i would f** u if u f** me
8 ) Make me breakfast
9) Ask me my name
10) Call the cops
11) kiss u from your neck down<33 all the way biggrin
12) kiss me lot
13) say good morning
send me ur answer
Then send to your other friends and see how many and which answers you get 2 see how many people want you in their bed...you might be surprised by the answers you get. o_o
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When she walks away from you mad: [ Follow her ] When she stares at your mouth: [ Kiss her ] When she pushes you or hits you: [ Grab her and dont let go ] When she starts cursing at you: [ Kiss her and tell her you love her ] When she's quiet: [ Ask her whats wrong ] When she ignores you: [ Give her your attention ] When she pulls away: [ Pull her back ] When you see her at her worst: [ Tell her she's beautiful ] When you see her start crying: [Just hold her and dont say a word ] When you see her walking: [ Sneak up and hug her waist from behind ] When she's scared: [ Protect her ] When she lays her head on your shoulder: [ Tilt her head up and kiss her ] When she steals your favorite hat: [ Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night] When she teases you: [ Tease her back and make her laugh ] When she doesn't answer for a long time: [ Reassure her that everything is okay ] When she looks at you with doubt: [ Back yourself up ] When she says that she loves you: [ She really does more than you could even understand. ] When she grabs at your hands: [ Hold hers and play with her fingers ] When she bump's into you: [ Bump into her back and make her laugh ] When she tells you a secret: [ Keep it safe and untold ] When she looks at you in your eyes: [ Don't look away until she does ] When she misses you: [ She's hurting inside ] When you break her heart: [ The pain never really goes away ] When she says its over: [ She still wants you to be hers ] When she reposts this on her page its cuz: [ She wants YOU to read it ] When she tells you she loves you, [ Tell her you love her back]!
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If ♥ You♥ Really ♥ Love ♥ Someone ♥ Right ♥ Now ♥ And ♥ You ♥ Really ♥ Want ♥ To ♥ Be ♥ With ♥ Them ♥ Forever ♥ Put ♥ This ♥ On ♥ Your ♥ Page ♥♥
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* * * * FRIENDS * * * *
fake friends: Never ask for food.
true friends: are the reasons you have no food.
fake friends: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
true friends: Call your parents DAD/MOM
fake friends: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
true friends: Would sit next to you saying "Duuude ... we screwed up ... but that s**t was fun!"
fake friends: never seen you cry.
true friends: cry with you
fake friends: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
true friends: keep your stuff so long they forget its yours.
fake friends: know a few things about you.
true friends: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.
fake friends: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
true friends: Will kick the whole crowds a** that left you.
fake friends: Would knock on your front door.
true friends: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"
fake friends: Are for a while.
true friends: Are for life.
fake friends: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
true friends: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "gurl drink the rest of that you know we don't waste crap."
fake friends: will talk crap to the person who talks crap about you.
true friends: Will knock them out
fake friends: Will read this.
true friends: Will steal this, just like I did
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WOMANS ENGLISH

1.YES= NO
2.NO= YES
3.MAYBE= NO
4.WE NEED= I WANT
5.I AM SORRY= YOU'LL BE SORRY
6.WE NEED TO TALK= YOU'RE IN TROUBLE
7.SURE, GO AHEAD= YOU BETTER NOT
8.DO WHAT YOU WANT= YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS LATER
9.I AM NOT UPSET= OF COUSE I AM UPSET,YOU a**!
10.YOU'RE VERY ATTENTIVE TONIGHT= IS SEX ALL YOU EVER THINK ABOUT?
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MENS ENGLISH

1.I AM HUNGRY= I AM HUNGRY
2.I AM SLEEPY= I AM SLEEPY
3.I AM TIRED= I AM TIRED
4.NICE DRESS= NICE CLEAVAGE!
5.I LOVE YOU= LET'S HAVE SEX NOW
6.I AM BORED= DO YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX?
7.MAY I HAVE THIS DANCE= I'D LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU
8.CAN I CALL YOU SOMETIME?= I'D LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU
9.DO YOU WANT TO GO TO A MOVIE?= I;D LIKE TO HAVE SEX WTIH YOU
10.CAN I TAKE YOU OUT TO DINNER?= I'D LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU
11.THOSE SHOES DON'T GO WITH THAT OUTFIT= I'M GAY
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Spell your name and see what it means;
A: hot
B: loves people
C: good kisser
D: makes people laugh
E: has gorgeous eyes
F: really wild and crazy, adore you
G: very outgoing
H: easy to fall in love with
I: loves to laugh and smile
J: is really sweet
K: really silly
L: smile to die for
M: makes dating fun
N: loving and caring
O: has one of the best personalities ever
P: popular with all types of people
Q: hyperactive
R: good boyfriend or girlfriend
S: cute
T: very good kisser
U: is very sexual
V: not judgmental
W: very broad minded
X: never let people tell you what to do
Y: is loved by everyone
Z: can be funny and sweet at times


Pick the month you were born:

January-------I kicked
February------I loved
March--------I karate chopped
April----------I licked
May----------I jumped on
June----------I smelled
July-----------I did the Macarena With
August--------I had lunch with
September----I sang with
October-------I danced with
November-----I yelled at
December-----I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:

1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------Edward Cullen
6-------a gangster
7-------my cell phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbor
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------Chuck Norris
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19------ a smurf
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------a goat
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an ipod
29-------a surfer
30-------a llama
31-------A homeless guy
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Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White---------because im just that smexy
Black---------because that's how I roll.
Pink-----------because I'm crazy.
Red-----------because the voices told me to.
Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green---------because I think I need some serious help.
Purple---------because I'm AWESOME!
Gray----------because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange--------because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
Brown---------because I can..
Other----------because I'm a Ninja!
None----------because I can't control myself
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Pick the month
you were born in:

1 - I shot
2 - I needed
3 - I killed
4 - I ran shirtless with
5 - I licked
6 - I Banged
7 - I stabbed
8 -I smoked with
9 - I slept with
10 - I cuddled with
11 - I ate
12-I ran naked with
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Pick the day (number)
you were born on:

01 - a bowl of cereal
02 -Paris Hilton
03 - a ninja turtle
04 - the kool-aid man
05 - a jew
06 - a homo
07 - a male stripper
08 - a toothbrush
09 - a gangster
10 - a bag of weed
11 - a jew
12 - Santa Claus
13 - Spongebob
14 - a whore
15 - a Trojan man
16 - a jellybean
17 - Barney the dinosaur
18 - a sexy girl
19 - an orange
20 - a crackhead
21 - my lover
22 - a bisexual
23 - a banana
24 - a easter egg
25 - a jar of honey
26 - my crush
27 - a french fry
28 - a homeless guy
29 - your dealer
30 - a tooth pick
31 - ur grandma
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Pick the color of
the shirt you are wearing::

White - because im sexy as hell

Black - because I love weed

Grey - because im lost with out doing it

Red - Becase the lil people told me to

Blue - because I'm a pimp and your jealous

Polka Dots - because I hate my life

Purple - because I'm gay

Pink - Because I'm a drunk

Other - because I have double D's

Green - because im a god(dess) in bed

Orange - because I smoke crack

Turqoise - because I have a noodle in my nose

Brown - because my moma made me

Shirtless - because I've got abs
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--PROUD 2 B NERD--


Also, Don't Tell Me The Sky Is The limit If There Is Footprints On The Moon.