Welcome, visitor to the Matrix. I am Morpheus, hacking into this man's homepage. I have to tell you, you were born into bondage, born inside a prison that you cannot smell, taste, or touch. A prison for your mind. Unfortunately, no one can be told what the Matrix is. You have to see it for yourself.This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back.
You take the blue pill, the story ends, you awake in your bed, and believe whatever you want to believe.
You take the red pill, you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes.
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Ahem. But really. Red or blue. Which way shall you decide? The choice is yours.
Nah I'm just pulling your leg. Welcome to Curtis's homepage. If, however you visit his homepage, and do not leave a comment, I shall hack the Matrix, and send agents your way. You have been warned.
~Morpheus out.
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