A brief explanation as to the excellence of my person
My name is Hochsten von Hurensohn, professional Zyniker and bon vivant. I believe that life is to be enjoyed, chiefly by myself, and that everyone else on this planet has been put there to hamper that enjoyment. Perhaps I am wrong, but a lifetime of being right has persuaded me otherwise.
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Hochsten von Hurensohn,
Der Zyniker Koenig.
The mewling of the ignorant masses
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And does it hurt to kiss your own a** like that, or have you gotten so practiced in the art that you now surpass us all in flexibility? I'd praise you, but at this point I don't think I'd be helping you build character.
Signed, a Fan