Hochsten von Hurensohn, International European Pessimist and Playboy

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A brief explanation as to the excellence of my person

My name is Hochsten von Hurensohn, professional Zyniker and bon vivant. I believe that life is to be enjoyed, chiefly by myself, and that everyone else on this planet has been put there to hamper that enjoyment. Perhaps I am wrong, but a lifetime of being right has persuaded me otherwise.

Brief rays of bitter sunlight in an otherwise unending world of grey tedium

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The mewling of the ignorant masses

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Vomitinabottle Report | 12/03/2009 3:47 pm
a little birdie told me you get explosive diarrhea. from the mouth.
rkarl05 Report | 11/16/2009 6:21 pm
i would read Crikey Dingo.
lunar zoe Report | 10/13/2009 9:03 am
lunar zoe
you're an intresting gent...
-2o Report | 10/07/2009 1:35 pm
Whenever I see you in the CC, I laugh. I figure you are either an overweight nut job typing from a dimlit basement somewhere, or an otherwise normal guy who likes weird it up on the internet. I'm still deciding which you are.
blehblehblehffffffffffff Report | 09/09/2009 10:36 pm
Such a pity. As it is, I doubt I could altogether live up to the standard set by your own reflection.
blehblehblehffffffffffff Report | 09/09/2009 10:32 pm
You are almost magnificent enough to consider wearing on my arm.
Zee Coldwater Report | 08/21/2008 12:16 pm
Zee Coldwater
So the degenerate intellectual still lives. A pity.
jestingly.yours Report | 05/31/2008 9:14 pm
Is your signature meant to say The Cynic King, The Cynical King, or the King of the Cynics?

And does it hurt to kiss your own a** like that, or have you gotten so practiced in the art that you now surpass us all in flexibility? I'd praise you, but at this point I don't think I'd be helping you build character.

Signed, a Fan
erikakaiser Report | 05/31/2008 9:09 pm
I apparently love you so much it broke my font color.
erikakaiser Report | 05/31/2008 9:08 pm
I love you.

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Hochsten von Hurensohn,
Der Zyniker Koenig.


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