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A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle. Girl: Slow down, i'm scared. Guy: No, this is fun. Girl: No it's not, please, it's so scary. Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: I love you, slow down. Guy: Now give me a big hug *She gave him a big hug* Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself, It's really bothering me. The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the breaks weren't working, but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loves him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live, even if it meant that he would die. If you would do the same for the person you love, copy this in your profile.
omg he is smoking XD
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this is superturtlethefirst
When she walks away from you mad: [ Follow her ] When she stares at your mouth: [ Kiss her ] When she pushes you or hits you: [ Grab her and dont let go ] When she starts cursing at you: [ Kiss her and tell her you love her ] When she's quiet: [ Ask her whats wrong ] When she ignores you: [ Give her your attention ] When she pulls away: [ Pull her back ] When you see her at her worst: [ Tell her she's beautiful ] When you see her start crying: [Just hold her and dont say a word ] When you see her walking: [ Sneak up and hug her waist from behind ] When she's scared: [ Protect her ] When she lays her head on your shoulder: [ Tilt her head up and kiss her ] When she steals your favorite hat: [ Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night] When she teases you: [ Tease her back and make her laugh ] When she doesn't answer for a long time: [ Reassure her that everything is okay ] When she looks at you with doubt: [ Back yourself up ] When she says that she loves you: [ She really does more than you could even understand. ] When she grabs at you hands: [ Hold hers and play with her fingers ] When she bumps into you: [ Bump into her back and make her laugh ] When she tells you a secret: [ Keep it safe and untold ] When she looks at you in your eyes: [ Don't look away until she does ] When she misses you: [ She's hurting inside ] When you break her heart: [ The pain never really goes away ] When she says its over: [ She still wants you to be hers ] When she reposts this on her page its cauz: [ She wants YOU to read it ] When she tells you she loves you, [ Tell her you love her back ]!
Boy: I missed you at school today, why weren't you there? Girl- Yeah, I had to go to the doctor. Boy- Oh really? Why? Girl- Oh nothing, annual shots, thats all. Boy- Oh. Girl- So what did we do in math today? Boy- You didn't miss anything that great.......just lots of notes. Girl- Ok, good. Boy- Yeah Girl- Hey, I have a question...... Boy- Ok, ask away. Girl-........How much do you love me? Boy- You know I love you more than anything. Girl- Yeah..... Boy- Why do you ask? Girl-................>silence<.......... Boy- Is something wrong? Girl- No, nothing at all. Boy- Ok, good. Girl- ..............How much do u care about me? Boy- I would give you the world in a heartbeat if I could. Girl- You would? Boy- Yeah.........of course I would >sounding worried< is there something wrong? Girl- No, everything is fine...... Boy- Are you sure? Girl- Yeah. Boy- Ok.......I hope so. Girl- ..............Would you die for me? Boy- I would take a bullet for you anyday, hunny. Girl- Really? Boy- Anyday. Now seriously, is there something wrong? Girl- No, I'm fine, your fine, we're fine, everyones fine. Boy- ............Ok. If your sure. Girl-......................Well, I have to go. I'll see you tomorrow at school. Boy- Alright, bye. I LOVE YOU. Girl- Yeah, I love you to, bye. THE NEXT DAY AT SCHOOL: Boy- Hey, have you seen my girlfriend today? Friend- No Boy- Oh. Ok. Friend- She wasn't here yesterday either. Boy- I know, she was acting all wierd on the phone last night. Friend- Well dude, you know how girls are sometimes. Boy- Yeah........but not her. Friend- I don't know what else to say, man. Boy- Ok, well I gotta get to english, I'll see you after school. Friend- Yeah, I gotta get to science, talk to you later. THAT NIGHT: -ring- -ring- -ring- -ring- Girl- Hello? Boy- Hey. Girl- Oh, hi. Boy- Why weren't you at school today? Girl- Uh.......I had another doctor appointment. Boy- Are you sick? Girl- ..................Um I have to go, my mom's calling on my other line. Boy- I'll wait. Girl- It may take a while, I'll call you later. Boy-........Alright, I love you hunny. very long pause< Girl- (with tear in her eye) Look, I think we should break up. Boy- What? Girl- Its the best thing for us right now. Boy- Why? Girl- I love you. click< THE GIRL DOESNT COME TO SCHOOL FOR 3 MORE WEEKS, AND DOESNT ANSWER HER PHONE. Boy- Hey dude. Friend- Hey. Boy- Whats up? Friend- Nothing much. Hey have you talked to your ex lately? Boy- No. Friend- So you didn't hear? Boy- Hear what? Friend- Um, well, I don't know if I should be the one to tell you...... Boy- Dude, tell me! Friend- Uh....call this number....433-555-3468 Boy- Ok............ BOY CALLS NUMBER AFTER SCHOOL -ring- -ring- -ring- Voice- Hello, Suppam County Hospital, this is nurse Beckam. Boy- Uh.......I must have the wrong number, I'm looking for my friend. Voice- What is her name, sir? (boy gives info) Voice- Yes, this is the right number, she is one of our patients here. Boy- really? Why? What happened? How is she? Voice- Her room number is ..646, in building A, suite 3. Boy- WHAT HAPPENED?! Voice- Please come by sir and you can see her, goodbye. Boy- WAIT! NO! *dial tone* BOY GOES TO HOSPITAL, AND TO ROOM ..646, BUILDING A, SUITE 3. GIRL IS LYING IN THE HOSPITAL BED. Boy- Oh my God! Are you ok? Girl- .................. Boy- Sweetie! Talk to me! Girl- I.......... Boy- You what? YOU WHAT? Girl- I have cancer and I'm on life support. Boy- .....................>breaks into tears<...................... Girl- They're taking me off tonight. Boy- Why? Girl- I wanted to tell you but I couldn't. Boy- Why not? Girl- I didn't want to hurt you. Boy- You could never hurt me sweetheart. Girl- I just wanted to see if you felt about me as the same I felt about you. Boy- ? Girl- I love you more than anything, I would give you the world in a heartbeat. I would die for you and take a bullet for you. Boy- ........... Girl- Don't be sad, I love you, and I'll always be here with you. Boy- Then why'd you break up with me? Nurse- Young man, visiting hours are over. BOY LEAVES, GIRL IS TAKEN OFF LIFE SUPPORT, AND DIES. But what the boy didn't know is that the girl only asked him those questions so she could hear him say it one last time, and she only broke up with him because she knew she only had 3 more weeks to live, and thought it would cause him less pain and give him time to get over her before she died. NEXT DAY: The boy is found dead with a gun in his hand..with a note in the other... THE NOTE SAID: I told her I would take a bullet for her....just like she said she would die for me..
omg get that creep away from me!!
justin got a tatto! but look hes bledding!! XD
1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on the walls as you walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.)
2.After everything your teacher says, ask why continuously.
3.If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG very loudly.
4. If your teacher starts blowing up at you for saying that, simply reply, wow I can tell you're a blast at parties?
5. Sit in a corner and wait for everyone to stare at you. When they do, grab your head and scream THE LIGHT! MAKE IT STOP! ARGH IT BURNS!!!!
6. Flick pieces of paper around the class.
7. When your teacher tells you to stop, cross your arms and say, Your racist against paper aren't you.
8. Don't do your Homework.
9. When your teacher asks you why you didn?t do your homework say I dropped it while beating up this guy for saying you're the worst teacher ever. then sit there and smile sweetly.
10. When you have a supply teacher, wait for them to write their name on the board. Then when they say hello my name it Mr./Mrs (insert name here), you stand up and say PROVE IT!
11. When your teacher asks why you were late say, My goldfish died. Then burst into tears.
12.When handing in your homework, write this paper will self-destruct in 5 seconds at the bottom.
13.When you leave the class bow and say, May the force be with you, young one.
14. When the teacher turns the light off, start singing opera as loud as you can. When they turn the light back on, look around pretending to be confused.
15. Whisper to the person next to you. When the teacher comes up behind you, scream OMG GET AWAY! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE!!!!!!!!!!!!
16. Walk into class dancing the Macarena.
17. Tell your teacher you heard the other teachers talking about him/her in the staff room
18. Raise your hand and say I totally agree after everything your teacher says
19. Spend the whole lesson trying to lick your elbow
20. Speak in French.
21. Come late to class in a Spider-Man costume; say there was a disturbance
22. When they tell someone to turn around have everyone in class do it as well
23. The homework's due now Oh, give me a minute then.
24. Hand in an essay where every word is mispelled.
25. Run in the room screaming, THE WORLD IS GOING TO END!
26. When the teacher asks you why you are late, say, the queen is never late, everyone else is simply early.
27. When a teacher asks you a question, say, I'm sorry, the brain you tried to reach has been disconnected, please leave me alone or try again later, thank you.
28. When the teacher turns on the overhead projector, scream AAH MY EYES!!
29. Tell yourself knock knock jokes, then laugh loads.
30. Hide under your desk and yell THE SKY IS FALLING!
31. When someone knocks on the door, shout OH NO, THEY?RE COMING FOR ME!
32. Bring in a year 7 and says he's your new pet.
33. In your technology lesson, when the teacher asks you what you are making, say a nuclear bomb.
34, when your teacher asks you a question just stare at them.
35. Constantly talk to yourself in a low voice.
36. Purposely fall off your chair and make a big scene about it.
37. If you're playing a really boring game, make a big deal if you win.
38. Glue all their scissors together.
39. Make paperclip jewelery. E.g. necklaces, earrings etc
40. Pull out one strand of someone's hair and yell DNA!
41. Wear a sticker or a badge that says I am retarded(some people may be affended by this, if you are sorry)
42. Talk to a pen.
43. Put your hand up in a test and wait for your teacher to come over. When they whisper what?s wrong, yell NO I WON?T SNOG YOU!
44. Yell LIAR! to everything they say.
45. Smile. All the time.
46. Draw a tiny black spot on your arm. Make it bigger everyday. Look at it and say, It's spreading, IT'S SPREADING!
47. When a supply teacher is taking the register, say everyone is missing. Then, if they ask who you are, say Your worst Nightmare
48. When you know the answer, bounce up and down a go OOOHH I KNOW THIS
49. When a teacher calls on you say, I forgot
50. If you have to blow your nose in class, blow your nose to the tune of your favourite song.
copy and past this to other profiles to give them a good laugh
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