Hans the Magnificent

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Birthday: 04/15

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Hey, losers!

I'm Hans, and I'm magnificent~

Just remember that and we'll get along just fine, teehee.

Oh! Also that I am better than you in every way! And that you should cater to my every whim like right now you should get me something to eat I like most meats and don't bother coming to me with celery or asparagus and cake is also good, too. //giggle

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Erica the Battle Medic Report | 04/28/2012 12:50 am
Erica the Battle Medic
Hmph. You'll miss bugging me at all hours and you know it.
Erica the Battle Medic Report | 04/28/2012 12:27 am
Erica the Battle Medic
And yet, here you are, using my shower, stealing my shampoo, making me buy you food, genereally being a pest... Man, i miss those years before I knew you. *wink*
Erica the Battle Medic Report | 04/28/2012 12:16 am
Erica the Battle Medic
Hans, seriously. It's not like I get my shampoo from a magical fairy. Just go to the store on the way home! Jeez, how did you survive without me?
Erica the Battle Medic Report | 04/28/2012 12:00 am
Erica the Battle Medic
*frowns harder* Hans. Give it back. I don't mind when you take the half used bottles, but not a fresh one. You can get your own damn shampoo; you're a big boy.
Erica the Battle Medic Report | 04/27/2012 11:52 pm
Erica the Battle Medic
And the guilty look is because...? *crosses her arms* I have seen plenty of naked men, Hans Langer, and I am not afraid to strip you if I need to.
Erica the Battle Medic Report | 04/27/2012 11:44 pm
Erica the Battle Medic
Why don't you come with me? *glare and cuts off his escape* Or just hand it over.
Erica the Battle Medic Report | 04/27/2012 11:29 pm
Erica the Battle Medic
Because, Hans, I keep my bathroom very meticulous. Not to mention, it was there the last time I went in, which was... an hour before you decided to sneak in here? Hmph.
Erica the Battle Medic Report | 04/27/2012 11:15 pm
Erica the Battle Medic
If I find my bottle gone, I'm going to stick a needle in several very unpleasant places.
Erica the Battle Medic Report | 04/27/2012 3:30 pm
Erica the Battle Medic
And that bottle under your towel is... what, exactly?
Erica the Battle Medic Report | 04/26/2012 9:49 pm
Erica the Battle Medic
Hehe, of course you do. It's citrus today, by the way. New bottle, do -not- take it with you.