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GuuDeluxe Report | 08/07/2007 5:20 pm

May your life be long and useful like a roll of toilet paper.

GuuDeluxe Report | 08/07/2007 5:19 pm

People never say, "It's only a game", when they're winning.

GuuDeluxe Report | 08/07/2007 5:08 pm

At age 4 success is . . . not peeing in your pants.

At age 12 success is . . . having friends.

At age 17 success is . . . having a drivers license.

At age 35 success is . . . having money.

At age 50 success is . . . having money.

At age 70 success is . . . having a drivers license.

At age 75 success is . . . having friends.

At age 80 success is . . . not peeing in your pants.

GuuDeluxe Report | 08/07/2007 3:19 pm

Laughter is a smile with the volume turned up.

GuuDeluxe Report | 08/07/2007 2:15 pm

Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me