lil bitz bout meh
WAZZUP PEEPZ!!!! ima kiwi...nah jk but thats wat most ppl call me (well im trying to make mai friends call meh that but they forget (grrr....) but that doesnt matter....ummm....idk wat to reely say im...uhhh....well i know the person reading this is wasting their time reading all of this "umm...." crap...lol Anyways...umm...well i got this forward from mai bud (i hate forward BTW but hey i still read them....just i dont really send it ) and its preety funny so its copied to here. MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!! so anyways...this one is called "the mental health hotline"
Hello, welcome to the mental health hotline.
If you have obsessive compulsive disorder, press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
If you have multiple personality syndrome, press 3, 4, 5, and 6. If you suffer from paranoid schizophrenia, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call.
If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transfered to the mothership.
If you are hearing voices, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are manic depressive, it doesn't matter which button you press. No one will answer anyway.
If you are dyslexic, press 96969696969696.
If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the pound button until a representative comes on the line.
If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, phone number, date of birth, social security number, and your mother's and grandmother's maiden names.
If you have post traumatic stress disorder, slowly and carefully press 911.
If you have bi-polar disorder, please leave a message after the beep. Or before the beep. Or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.
If you have short term memory loss, please try you call again in a few minutes.
If you have low self esteem, please hang up. All our representatives are busy.
k now heres a couple pics i absolutely <3
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Fake friends: Never ask for food.
True friends: are the reasons you have no food.
Fake friends: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
True friends: Call your parents DAD/MOM
Fake friends: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
Truefriends: Would sit next to you saying "Damn ... we messed up ... but that s**t was fun!"
Fake friends: never seen you cry.
True friends: cry with you
Fake friends: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
True friends: keep your s**t so long they forget its yours.
Fake friends: know a few things about you.
True friends: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.
Fake friends: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
True friends: Will kick the whole crowds a** that left you.
Fake friends: Would knock on your front door.
True friends: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"
Fake friends: Are for a while.
True friends: Are for life.
Fake friends: will talk s**t to the person who talks s**t about you.
True friends: Will knock them the f**k out
Fake friends: Will read this.
True friends: Will steal this, just like I did XD
If your household appliances wrote love songs while you were away on vacation, their cheerful blips and bleeps would pour out the windows, sweep through the neighborhood like candy-coated tidal waves, and you would return home to find crowds of people standing on your lawn, clapping and singing along to the happiest pop melodies imaginable. Welcome to Owl City.
~Owl City <3
OH EM GEE!!!!
You know you live in 2009 when...
1. You go to a party, sit down and take Facebook/MySpace pics.
2. You havent played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends
is that they don't have AIM/MSN/Face Book or YouTube, lol ok...
4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote
instead of just pushing the button on the TV.
6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.
7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.
8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.
9. You were too busy to notice number five.
10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.
11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.
12. Put this in your profile if you fell for it. You know you did...
wat the peeps are sayin! :P
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This is a good song :3
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aI4JLa0hbUw