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Last Login: 07/08/2013 1:05 pm

Registered: 07/27/2009

Gender: Female

Birthday: 04/16

wat ima wearin

 

MAI MUSIC!!!!

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OMG!!! I CANT WAIT FOR THEIR NEW ALBUM!!!! >.

lil bitz bout meh

WAZZUP PEEPZ!!!! ima kiwi...nah jk but thats wat most ppl call me (well im trying to make mai friends call meh that but they forget (grrr....) but that doesnt matter....ummm....idk wat to reely say im...uhhh....well i know the person reading this is wasting their time reading all of this "umm...." crap...lol Anyways...umm...well i got this forward from mai bud (i hate forward BTW but hey i still read them....just i dont really send it ) and its preety funny so its copied to here. MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!! so anyways

...this one is called "the mental health hotline"

Hello, welcome to the mental health hotline.

If you have obsessive compulsive disorder, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personality syndrome, press 3, 4, 5, and 6. If you suffer from paranoid schizophrenia, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transfered to the mothership.

If you are hearing voices, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are manic depressive, it doesn't matter which button you press. No one will answer anyway.

If you are dyslexic, press 96969696969696.

If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the pound button until a representative comes on the line.

If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, phone number, date of birth, social security number, and your mother's and grandmother's maiden names.

If you have post traumatic stress disorder, slowly and carefully press 911.

If you have bi-polar disorder, please leave a message after the beep. Or before the beep. Or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

If you have short term memory loss, please try you call again in a few minutes.

If you have low self esteem, please hang up. All our representatives are busy.


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Fake friends: Never ask for food.
True friends: are the reasons you have no food.

Fake friends: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
True friends: Call your parents DAD/MOM

Fake friends: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
Truefriends: Would sit next to you saying "Damn ... we messed up ... but that s**t was fun!"

Fake friends: never seen you cry.
True friends: cry with you

Fake friends: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
True friends: keep your s**t so long they forget its yours.

Fake friends: know a few things about you.
True friends: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.

Fake friends: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
True friends: Will kick the whole crowds a** that left you.

Fake friends: Would knock on your front door.
True friends: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

Fake friends: Are for a while.
True friends: Are for life.

Fake friends: will talk s**t to the person who talks s**t about you.
True friends: Will knock them the f**k out

Fake friends: Will read this.
True friends: Will steal this, just like I did XD



If your household appliances wrote love songs while you were away on vacation, their cheerful blips and bleeps would pour out the windows, sweep through the neighborhood like candy-coated tidal waves, and you would return home to find crowds of people standing on your lawn, clapping and singing along to the happiest pop melodies imaginable. Welcome to Owl City.
~Owl City <3


OH EM GEE!!!!

You know you live in 2009 when...
1. You go to a party, sit down and take Facebook/MySpace pics.
2. You havent played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends
is that they don't have AIM/MSN/Face Book or YouTube, lol ok...
4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote
instead of just pushing the button on the TV.
6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.
7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.
8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.
9. You were too busy to notice number five.
10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.
11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.
12. Put this in your profile if you fell for it. You know you did...




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MAI DREAM AVI

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mai stalkers!!!

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ll_BlacK_r0se_ll Report | 07/28/2010 12:20 pm
ll_BlacK_r0se_ll
10 

YEARS
OLD
AND
SHE
LIVED
IN
A
MENTAL
HOSPITAL,
BEACUSE
SHE
KILLED
HER
MUM
AND
DAD.



SHE
GOT
SO
BAD
SHE
STARTED
TO
KILL
ALL
THE
STAFF
IN
THE
HOSPITAL
SO
THE
GOVERMENT
DECIDED
THAT
THE
BEST
IDEA
WAS
TO
GET
RID
OF
HER
SO
THEY
SET
UP
A
SPECIAL
ROOM
TO
KILL
HER,
AS
HUMANE
AS
POSSIBLE
BUT
IT
WENT
RONG
THE
MACHINE
THEY
WERE
USEING
WENT
WRONG.



AND
SHE
WAS
SAT
THERE
IN
AGONY
FOR
HOURS
UNTILL
SHE
FINALLY
DIED.


EVERY
WEEK
ON
THE
DAY
OF
HER
DEATH
SHE
RETURNS
TO THE
PERSON
THAT
READS
THIS
LETTER,
ON
A
MONDAY
NIGHT
AT
12:00
SHE
KREEPS
INTO
YOUR
ROOM
AND
KILLS
YOU,
BUT
SLOWLY
AND
PAINFULLY
SLOWLY
CUTTING
DIFFRENT
PARTS
OF
UR
BODY
THEN
WATCHES
YOU
BLEED
TO
DEATH
IF
YOU
DONT
SEND
THIS
TO
20
PEOPLE
BY
MIDNIGHT
SHELL
BE
COMEING
TO KILL
YOU!
SEND
IT
SO
SHE
HAS
ANOTHER
LOAD
OF
PEOPLE
TO
GET
AND
FORGETS
ABOUT
YOU
DONT
BELVE ME
HEY?

EXAMPLE
1:
JENNY
DIDNT BELIVE THIS AND DELETED IT WITHOUT EVEN READING THE WHOLE THING! A FEW DAYS LATER ON THE MONDAY NIGHT SHE WAS WOKEN UP BYE LOUDE FOOTSTEPS AND HEAVY BREETHING THERE WAS CLARISSA STANDING THERE WITH A HUGE KNIFE AND WELL JENNY IS HISTORY NOW.



EXAMPLE
2:
TOM
ONLY SENT IT TO 5 PEOPLE CUZ HE THOUGHT HED BE SAFE AND IT WAS PROBLY JUST A JOKE BUT OH HOW RONG WAS HE! HE DIED THE NEXT NIGHT ON MONDAY AND ILL TELL YA NOW IT WASNT PRETTY(JUST CUZ HE SENT FIVE HE DIDNT COMPLETE THE TASK)

EXAMPLE
3:
JOEANNA
SENT IT TO 19 PEOPLE SHE THOUGHT IT WAS CLOSE ENOUGH AND WOULD DO BUT SHE WAS WRONG SHE DIED
I- elise -I Report | 05/07/2010 11:26 am
I- elise -I
your profile is sooo confusing :/
phantomshyra Report | 02/22/2010 6:14 pm
phantomshyra
Nothing much. My computer was being stupid, so we FINALLY got all the parental blocks off it.
phantomshyra Report | 01/24/2010 12:06 pm
phantomshyra
We haven't talked in a while. Soooo what's up?
phantomshyra Report | 11/15/2009 4:38 am
phantomshyra
Maybe I will :3
phantomshyra Report | 11/13/2009 5:23 pm
phantomshyra
Oh!! I've seen the previews for that movie! It looks like a really good movie too biggrin hahaha.
phantomshyra Report | 11/12/2009 3:32 pm
phantomshyra
lol so have you been lately?
phantomshyra Report | 11/11/2009 1:36 pm
phantomshyra
I know right biggrin I love Owl City :]
phantomshyra Report | 11/08/2009 11:55 am
phantomshyra
Hey ya know what's a good song?
This is a good song :3

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aI4JLa0hbUw
ram-yer-face Report | 10/10/2009 11:18 am
ram-yer-face
i wanna go camping ********!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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