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Repeat Verbatim - Find out what it means on your own. [No one ever does it.]Dear Sir or Madam,
Welcome to my profile and thank you for reading it. Since you seem to have taken such an interest in me, I shall tell you a little about myself: I enjoy tuxedos, masks, and capes very much. I'm addicted to my computer, forever. I obsessively read. I'm a recluse little hermit. I'm not little in any way, shape, or form. I play piano. I enjoy polite talk [i.e. being addressed as Miss or something of the sort] I do not like asparagus and will have small, innocent pandas eat your first born if you try to feed me it. I am a very detailed plotter and a professional foliage-drawer. I am a once-failed writer. I will never admit to this failure as it was a failure of imagination [the worst kind of failure imaginable]. I really would love you if you dropped me a pm or something; it's quite lonely here.
However, if you TaLk LiEk ThIz. I will murder you. In your sleep. The letters you have done a great injustice to will help me.
While I despise such lazy abbreviations, I won't devour your soul if you get grammar wrong. Honestly, I won't. Or if you spell a word wrong once or twice. I'm not that cannibalistic. Okay, only on Mondays I am.
Anyway, I do believe this is where we part ways. Fare well.
Yours Truly,
Repeat Verbatim
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Jus' kiddin' babeh, I luff yew. xD
Happy Birthday~!
You!
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im not surprised she said those things