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You want to know about me, eh? Or did you just click m'name because you thought something "cool" would happen? Well, I'll tell you, punk! Nothing cool happens when you click on souls! Well, unless it's a soul in the form of a ghost. You never know what happens when you click on them, man! Sometimes they EXPLODE! But that's only in really easy internet games. Well, it might not just be the easy internet games. It could be in the really hard ones, but only if it's hard because little Carpal Demons(Much like Cacodemons) come out of the mouse and start carving tunnels into your wrist! Such horrible things eventually cause Carpal Tunnel Syndrome, which makes your wrist start making the Tunnels of Carpal by itself! It's really quite fascinating, but it's also very graphic and traumatizing, and while it is really cool to read about for anyone over the age of thirteen, due to risk of being shot by FBI people for traumatizing small children I can only tell you that it's REALLY COOL.Anyway, you may have just clicked on "Granulated". That's not a noun, but that's not important. That is, the fact that it's not a noun isn't important, not that the word, "Granulated," isn't important. It is important, I mean, geez, it's the first word in my screen name! Heck, it's over half of my screen name! I mean, really, the space bar does a lot of work, but Granulated is really carrying the team on its shoulders.
Oh, speaking of which, if you clicked on the space, then you may not have intended to come here at all. If that's the case, it's TOO BAD. This is the profile that never ends! It just goes on and on, my friends! Some people started reading it and they'll just keep on reading it forever just because[Repeat from sentence before last]
Anywho, you may have clicked on "Search Screen Names," or something similar. If that's the case, then--Aww, you camed looking just fow wittow owd me? You freak. Why did you look for me? Don't you know there's something wrong with most people who enjoy granulating souls?
Anyway, you must have come here for a reason. Honestly, there are no more than two reasons to logically do so:
1--You want to send me hate mail and then find out where I live so you can come kick me in my sleep to make those mysterious bruises that come from me falling down the stairs... in my sleep. At least, that's what my brother tells me. Anywho, get in line.
2--YOO WANNAH BEE MAH FRENND. I definitely feel the love.
3--You wants to get the role playin' on. Be warned--I have only had good experiences with Medieval fantasy. I'm always glad to start a new one, however! Just PM me!
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Happy Birthday! (Gaia tells all XD)
xD Can I steal part of your intellect?