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Yo! My name is Brandon L. Parker (Grandpa is my nickname from school, but it's a somewhat long story and if you really want to know pm me and I'm really 17 so stop asking people)
I live in Waikoloa, Hawaii
I'll only tell you my phone number if I know you in real life, or know you quite well
My email is mrblp1928@yahoo.com for anybody who really wants to know, I love random emails that spark unusually long conversation
I will find you...and I will hurt you...if you send me chain mails or mess with my sister or friends too much...but other than that I'm a nice guy and will be a great friend.
I’m straight...sorry guys out there.
I don’t have a category.
I write poetry in my boredom (only the best make it here...and there are a lot of rejects to let you know), and I constantly space out when I’m alone, due to an overactive imagination (that’s on an odd mix of steroids, meth, and acid...sorry, its really complicated to describe it with out drugs)
I don’t do drugs, cigarettes, etc... There are better ways to die (like weaving in and out and out of traffic at 130 mph)
I have an awkward memory: I can memorize quotes, factoids, and blocks of text quite easily, and for a long period of time...but when it comes to the name of the movie the quote is from or the book the text came out of, ******** it...its gone in a month at most if it isn’t on my mind (and homework is just out of the question)
I’m currently trying to get a piece for my camera so I can upload pics of me or whatever kind of pics i want to upload
Don’t ask me what type of music I listen to...its one of my pet peeves
As for the question above...ill answer it this one time, once and for all...pretty much anything goes...give it to me and ill listen to it and probably like a couple aspects about the song or band causing me to go and download it, when I feel like it
I have a girlfriend now! Her name is Alyssa and she is amazing!
I have a bit of a ******** up family situation, and ill go into detail I know you enough (lets just say I have 3 moms and one dad, and polygamy isn’t involved)
Please excuse the random, out of order-ness of this most horribly done about me section you will probably ever read

I'm out,
Adios!

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Luna_Naomi_Loveless

Report | 08/02/2012 6:54 pm

Luna_Naomi_Loveless

Hey, haven't talked to you in a few years. How are you?
Luna_Naomi_Loveless

Report | 01/15/2010 2:52 pm

Luna_Naomi_Loveless

hey hon, how are you?
Arroiuqlu Cifer

Report | 11/15/2009 8:27 pm

Arroiuqlu Cifer

HI GRANDPA! how're u feeling 2day?
Rosetta Emelie Cullen

Report | 11/13/2009 9:41 pm

Rosetta Emelie Cullen

HI GRANDPA!!!!!
iDynamix

Report | 10/14/2009 8:57 pm

iDynamix

I didn't know you had a sister, is she hot?
olivilot

Report | 08/27/2009 4:15 pm

olivilot

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Priestess_Haku

Report | 08/02/2009 12:19 am

Priestess_Haku

it's your birthday grandpa!? well happy b-day!!!!
Kichou-Chan

Report | 07/14/2009 11:18 pm

Kichou-Chan

domo arigatou gozaimas...

you always seem to know what i like...

and you're always so very very sweet to me...

you always treat me so nicely... and i keep falling more and more in love with you. no one can imagine how much i love you... you've never hurt me... never...

and you make me so unbelievebly, incredibly happy...
Yaroki

Report | 07/11/2009 11:05 am

Yaroki

you didn't i have a plan that may or may not work for when you get back
Yaroki

Report | 07/11/2009 11:04 am

Yaroki

no I've seen ones way worse than you her parents just kinda suck and her brother as great a brother as he is at school sucks at being a brother at home brothers should protect their younger siblings not stand idly by while the parents freak out that's the job of older siblings to protect the younger ones no matter what i mean i protect all 8 of mine when ever i can

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