About
Name: GorillaFalconHeight: 6'3''
Weight: Ham!!!
Profession: Renaissance man
Sex: unknown
Age: 5627 yrs.
Eyes: full of wisdom... OH YEAH!
Description: A Gorilla with a blue feathery body and wears sunglasses. Has a charismatic aura about it.
Skills: Can break the fourth wall, rebirth
Voice: Talks in third person always and its voice is slightly different every time he revives himself... almost as though he is being played by a different actor.
Drawbacks: thinks it can fly, cannot swim, oblivious
Enemies: The Ground
Background #1
GorillaFalcon comes from a dimension filled with his kind. But there is only one "The GorillaFalcon". The rest are merely actors. So as an election for the Leader they hold a Colosseum battle for GorillaFalcon cannot die, only the actors who play him. Many young GorillaFalcon warriors fill the arena and they do battle until there is but one standing. The audience cries out with "OH NO!"s and "OH YEAH!"s. When the last one stands victorious He is now "The GorillaFalcon" and reigns over the rest. In the event he does die he is said to be reincarnated and they must hold the contest all over again. Scientists have found this claim made by GorillaFalcon odd since previously he said he was raised by Underwater attack tigers.
Background #2
Once in a mountain top sat a mystical rock. Bathed in the energies of Earth and Heaven, quickened by the light of Sun and Moon, the stone became fertile, and at last cracked open to release its young.
From this stone egg emerged GorillaFalcon. GorillaFalcon almost immediately after birth set out to become King of the Gorillas and Falcons. Once he had earned there loyalty he eventually became weary of his inevitable death. He then set out to learn the secret to immortality. After a training montage with Chuck Norris he then knew the secret to escaping the three calamities that would one day come for him to end his life. After returning home he was in need of a weapon to defend his people. So he went to the Dragon King. There were many weapons there. He picked out a pair of sunglasses. He then went home and defended his people from many demons. Many people believe GorillaFalcon's story to be impossible due to the problem that in order to escape the calamity of lightning he must fly. But GorillaFalcon in fact cannot fly. They didn't have the heart to tell him this though.
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