Gnomey dont you know me

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Last Login: 08/07/2019 7:32 pm

Registered: 12/05/2007

Gender: Female

Birthday: 11/26/1985

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Art by: bailiff joy


Killer Queen

She keeps Moet and Chandon in her pretty cabinet
'Let them eat cake' she says
Just like Marie Antoinette
A built in remedy for Khrushchev and Kennedy
And anytime an invitation you can decline
Caviar and cigarettes well versed in etiquette
Extr'ordinarily nice

She's a killer queen gunpowder gelatine
Dynamite with a lazer beam
Guaranteed to blow your mind
Recommended at the price
Insatiable an appetite wanna try?

To avoid complications
She never kept the same address
In conversation she spoke just like a baroness
Met a man from China went down to Geisha Minah
Then again incidentally if you're that way inclined (she's a
killer queen)
Perfume came naturally from Paris (naturally)
For cars she couldn't care less
Fastidious and precise

She's a killer queen gunpowder gelatine
Dynamite with a lazer beam
Guaranteed to blow your mind

Drop of a hat she's as willing as a playful as a p***y cat
Then momentarily out of action
Temporarily out of gas
To absolutely drive you wild - wild
She's out to get you

She's a killer queen gunpowder gelatine
Dynamite with a lazer beam
Guaranteed to blow your mind
Recommended at the price
Insatiable an appetite wanna try?

Wanna try

By: Queen



In case anyone is curious as to the origins of my peculiar screen name, I'll clear up any questions people might have. Basically I'm obsessed with Phoenix Wright and one day I was browsing Deviant Art and came a cross a little mini-comic. I found it funny, so when I decided to create yet another mule, I just went with something that was kinda Phoenix Wright inspiered-ish.

Anyways heres said comic by Zarla:
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ZOMG!!! The Flash!!!

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Rae x Rae Report | 07/04/2010 5:50 pm
Rae x Rae
........ gonk what
STARDUST KINGSTON Report | 08/31/2009 9:41 pm
STARDUST KINGSTON
.... exclaim

COME BACK AND GIVE MY NICOLAE DOLL BACK YOU LITTLE s**t!! scream -runs after-
STARDUST KINGSTON Report | 05/28/2009 7:26 pm
STARDUST KINGSTON
-pokes eye-
STARDUST KINGSTON Report | 11/15/2008 1:07 am
STARDUST KINGSTON
YOU DO NOT HAVE NIPPLES BECAUSE YOU DO NOT HAVE THE BUTTER BUTLER.
STARDUST KINGSTON Report | 11/15/2008 1:03 am
STARDUST KINGSTON
YOU DON'T HAVE ARMPITS YOU ARE A GHOST
STARDUST KINGSTON Report | 11/15/2008 12:57 am
STARDUST KINGSTON
BUTTS



EVERYWHERE
STARDUST KINGSTON Report | 11/15/2008 12:52 am
STARDUST KINGSTON
( _ ( _ |









IT'S A BUTT!
STARDUST KINGSTON Report | 10/22/2008 6:12 pm
STARDUST KINGSTON
Thats... even scarier.. <_<;
Chain5awSamurai Report | 10/02/2008 10:06 am
Chain5awSamurai
how do evolving items work?
Chain5awSamurai Report | 09/30/2008 1:48 pm
Chain5awSamurai
i have a mentally handicapped brother, and i find your username to be cruel and not funny. what kind of sick freak are you?!?!?!

























JK...LOL

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Sarcasm is the refuge of a shallow mind?

******** you.

 

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