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Art by: bailiff joy
Killer Queen
She keeps Moet and Chandon in her pretty cabinet
'Let them eat cake' she says
Just like Marie Antoinette
A built in remedy for Khrushchev and Kennedy
And anytime an invitation you can decline
Caviar and cigarettes well versed in etiquette
Extr'ordinarily nice
She's a killer queen gunpowder gelatine
Dynamite with a lazer beam
Guaranteed to blow your mind
Recommended at the price
Insatiable an appetite wanna try?
To avoid complications
She never kept the same address
In conversation she spoke just like a baroness
Met a man from China went down to Geisha Minah
Then again incidentally if you're that way inclined (she's a
killer queen)
Perfume came naturally from Paris (naturally)
For cars she couldn't care less
Fastidious and precise
She's a killer queen gunpowder gelatine
Dynamite with a lazer beam
Guaranteed to blow your mind
Drop of a hat she's as willing as a playful as a p***y cat
Then momentarily out of action
Temporarily out of gas
To absolutely drive you wild - wild
She's out to get you
She's a killer queen gunpowder gelatine
Dynamite with a lazer beam
Guaranteed to blow your mind
Recommended at the price
Insatiable an appetite wanna try?
Wanna try
By: Queen
In case anyone is curious as to the origins of my peculiar screen name, I'll clear up any questions people might have. Basically I'm obsessed with Phoenix Wright and one day I was browsing Deviant Art and came a cross a little mini-comic. I found it funny, so when I decided to create yet another mule, I just went with something that was kinda Phoenix Wright inspiered-ish.
Anyways heres said comic by Zarla:

ZOMG!!! The Flash!!!
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COME BACK AND GIVE MY NICOLAE DOLL BACK YOU LITTLE s**t!! scream -runs after-
EVERYWHERE
IT'S A BUTT!
JK...LOL