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When my a** was 19 years old I changed the face of Professional Baseball. I'm the man who has the ball. I'm the man who can throw it faster than ********. So that is why i am better than everyone in the world. Kiss my a** and suck my d**k... everyone. Sure, I've been called a xenophobe, but the truth is, I'm not. I honestly just feel that America is the best country and the other countries aren't as good. That used to be called patriotism. But a true champion, face to face with his darkest hour, will do whatever it takes to rise above. A man fights, and fights, and then fights some more. Because surrender is death, and death is for pussies. A lot of people ask me, 'Kenny Powers, you're a giant superstar. You can get any woman. Have you ever paid for sex?' And the answer is yes, I have. Several times, in fact. And it's actually kinda cool. You can negotiate practically anything and sometimes, even just kind of do stuff in the moment that you never agreed to pay for and it goes by without much argument. ******** man, I'm a bulletproof tiger, dude! I never got into the Native American mythology. You can smoke the peace pipe till your d**k falls off, but I'm not dancin with any wolves no matter how high I get. Not that I get high, but if i did my s**t would still believe in our lord and savior Jesus Christ" I've been blessed with many things in this life: an arm like a damn rocket, a c**k like a burmese python, and the mind of a ******** scientist. If there's one thing I hate in this life, it's losing. If there's two things I hate, it's losing and getting cancer. Yeah, this is pretty much me, every day. Staring at butt holes and getting my buzz on.
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