this is funny :3
16 THINGS YOU CAN DO AT A WAL-MART STORE"
>
> 1.Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they
> aren't looking.
>
> 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
>
> 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
>
> 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
> " 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.
>
> 5. Go up to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
>
> 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
>
> 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll
> invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
>
> 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
> "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
>
> 9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your
> nose.
>
> 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows
> where the anti - depressants are.
>
> 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission
> Impossible" theme.
>
> 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different
> size funnels.
>
> 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
> say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
>
> 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal
> position and scream..
> "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
>
> 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell,
> very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
>
> 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go,
> pikachu, go!"
>
> 1.Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they
> aren't looking.
>
> 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
>
> 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
>
> 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
> " 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.
>
> 5. Go up to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
>
> 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
>
> 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll
> invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
>
> 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
> "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
>
> 9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your
> nose.
>
> 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows
> where the anti - depressants are.
>
> 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission
> Impossible" theme.
>
> 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different
> size funnels.
>
> 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
> say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
>
> 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal
> position and scream..
> "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
>
> 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell,
> very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
>
> 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go,
> pikachu, go!"
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