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monster_otaku Report | 08/03/2008 3:29 am

sugar and candy

thats all to it baby



lol i dont even know anymore xDD hahaha

monster_otaku Report | 07/06/2008 1:08 pm

Dispatches From Couples Therapy 



By Wendy Molyneux and Jeff Drake



- - - -







Session One







DR. MANSFIELD: OK, we're going to start with a very simple exercise. Jeff, I want you to fill in the blank. In order to make this relationship better, I could ...







JEFF: Um, listen more?







DR. MANSFIELD: Great. Listening is always good. OK, now, Wendy, I— Wow.







WENDY: Yes?







DR. MANSFIELD: Sorry, it's just that I really like the color of that sweater. It's very nice.







WENDY: Thank you.







JEFF: Yeah, you look great.







DR. MANSFIELD: Nice try, Jeff.















Session Two







DR. MANSFIELD: OK, Jeff. Fill in the blank. The best thing about Wendy is her ...







JEFF: Smile.







DR. MANSFIELD: Try again.







JEFF: Eyes?







DR. MANSFIELD: (makes buzzer sound)







JEFF: Sense of humor.







DR. MANSFIELD: The correct answer is tits.















Session Three







DR. MANSFIELD: So let's try a little fill in the blank, Jeff. When I get ...







JEFF: Are we ever going to do anything but fill in the blanks?







DR. MANSFIELD: I'm sorry, did you graduate magna c** laude from Stanford?







JEFF: No, but I was just asking—







DR. MANSFIELD: Or maybe you have the No. 3 book on the New York Times nonfiction bestseller list?







JEFF: I'm sorry. I spoke out of turn.







DR. MANSFIELD: I'll say you did. Just fill in the blank.







JEFF: OK.







DR. MANSFIELD: When I get a prostitute, it's because Wendy doesn't ...







JEFF: Wait. I've never gotten a prostitute.







DR. MANSFIELD: Please just do the exercise. When I waste money on hookers, it's because Wendy isn't ...







JEFF: This is ridiculous.







DR. MANSFIELD: You're ridiculous.















Session Four







DR. MANSFIELD: OK, today we are going to try some role-playing.







JEFF: Oh, no.







DR. MANSFIELD: OK, Wendy, you are going to be a Wild West saloon girl and I'll be a cowboy. Let's begin.







JEFF: Wait, what am I?







DR. MANSFIELD: You're a monkey.







JEFF: Why am I a monkey?







DR. MANSFIELD: Tsk tsk. Do monkeys talk?







JEFF: Sorry.







DR. MANSFIELD: OK, now, Wendy, come over here and sit on my lap.







JEFF: No way.







DR. MANSFIELD: I'm a lonely cowboy, and I haven't seen a woman in months. How about a kiss, beer wench?







JEFF: OK, cowboys don't say "wench." That's just historically inaccurate.







DR. MANSFIELD: Please pardon my monkey. He keeps yowling. And he's a liar.







WENDY: That's OK. He's cute!







DR. MANSFIELD: No, he's not. He smells. He doesn't make very much money. And, apparently, he doesn't own anything other than cargo pants.







JEFF: That's it. We're leaving.







DR. MANSFIELD: Wait. No! Let's try another one! I'm a priest and Wendy's a choirgirl and Jeff is a stupid ******** idiot.















Session Five







WENDY: So, Mr. Stanley—







DR. STANLEY: Dr. Stanley.







WENDY: Sorry. Anyway, Doctor, we were a little less than satisfied with our last therapist.







JEFF: He broke into our apartment and stole a bunch of Wendy's underwear.







DR. STANLEY: You're angry, Jeff. And that's OK. That's healthy. It's also powerful, manly, and hot.







JEFF: Um, thanks?







DR. STANLEY: Does anyone mind if I take off my pants?

CrimsonGhost_SnakeEater Report | 03/22/2008 3:24 am

are you breathing?

yes.

then you're fine.

CrimsonGhost_SnakeEater Report | 03/10/2008 12:03 am

hahahahaha

youll be fine.

golem rungo4 Report | 03/05/2008 5:20 pm

Long time no see i know i am at job corp i moved back to nebraska from ohio and i can only get an hour a day no weekends if tht... so how u been what u been up to and what did i miss while im gone i miss talkin to u i am using a proxy so for some reason i cant pm

monster_otaku Report | 03/05/2008 1:12 pm

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CrimsonGhost_SnakeEater Report | 02/18/2008 12:50 am

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dorothy72d71954 Report | 01/24/2008 2:57 am

Reigning_Insane Report | 01/18/2008 12:39 pm

Merci Beacoup for the purchase. Also, I am currently reading that series. It is really good. ^_^~!

therouroni Report | 01/10/2008 11:48 am

nothing new here. ts my off seasn. lol



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